||Saturday, May 09 2009 @ 01:27 PM CDT
|| , United States
If Prince and Mary Wells ran into each other in some smokey Detroit bar in a strange alternate temporal dimension where they were both of reproductive age, had a few drinks, hit it off, then went back to Prince's for a nightcap only to find themselves in a torrid summer weekend tryst resulting in Ms. Wells' unfortunate out of wedlock pregnancy, that child would be nothing like me.
I would love to be that boy, but instead I record flaccid indie jams and send them up to the high court of the internets. Enjoy! I've got plenty more if you want it.