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shavingronaldscar
(Joachim Heise)


Member Since: Wednesday, May 14 2008 @ 12:09 AM CDT
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Location: Oslo, Norway
Song Comments: 321
Song Votes: 4
Forum Posts: 9
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shavingronaldscar's Songs (34)
Date Title Rating Hits Genre Last Comment Status
10.26.09 Way Down FIlth 0.00 (0) 181 (14) Dance-Club 10.31.09 Active
10.16.09 Defecation a Capella 0.00 (0) 141 (4) A Cappella 10.19.09 Active
10.14.09 Retarded Monkey Finds God, Eats Hands and Sublimates 10.00 (1) 306 (21) Experimental 10.25.09 Active
09.23.09 Solar Blasphemics 9.75 (1) 240 (13) Experimental 10.15.09 Active
09.19.09 Baldarg 10.00 (2) 231 (16) Ambient 10.25.09 Active
09.19.09 Survive the Abyss - rough mix 0.00 (0) 257 (10) Hardcore 09.28.09 Active
06.19.09 For the Love  (---) 494 (16) Jungle 09.28.09 Active
06.14.09 Hippie Traction Mesa  (---) 435 (16) Hip Hop-Rap 10.31.09 Active
06.12.09 Livid Architect  (---) 353 (8) Breakbeat 09.28.09 Active
06.11.09 Ssaassaaffrraannnniiggaann Galackameatman  (---) 245 (7) Trip Hop 09.28.09 Active
06.07.09 Ending and Credits Sample 10.00 (1) 266 (2) Cinematic Soundtrack 09.28.09 Active
05.08.09 Kill Dem Pussy  (---) 629 (12) Dub 09.28.09 Active
05.06.09 Alcohol and Saturday Morning Cartoons  (---) 736 (17) Jungle 09.28.09 Active
05.05.09 Bark, B****es  (---) 630 (15) Dub 09.28.09 Active
05.03.09 Extreme Underwater Knitting  (---) 384 (14) Dub 09.28.09 Active
04.20.09 In Grottoes of Dessicated Ivory, Shall We  (---) 263 (7) Ambient 09.28.09 Active
04.20.09 Spaghetti Fence Trail  (---) 439 (10) Experimental 09.28.09 Active
04.17.09 Tunnel to Velcro Planet  (---) 517 (13) Classical 04.19.09 Active
04.06.09 Miami Lice  (---) 501 (17) Electropop 09.28.09 Active
03.11.09 Epitaph For a Deep-Fried Penguin, Followed By a Concise and Unbiased Synopsis of Its Short-Lived...  (---) 330 (7) Children's Music 09.28.09 Active
03.08.09 Lampshade Pocket Universe  (---) 281 (6) Dance-Club 09.28.09 Active
02.08.09 Little Princess (Farting is Awesome mix by SRC)  (---) 562 (11) Baroque 09.28.09 Active
02.07.09 Chilinob, Mo'fugga  (---) 414 (13) Dub 09.28.09 Active
09.10.08 Dog Wears Princess Crown, Takes Over Shopping Center.  (---) 474 (5) Informational 09.28.09 Active
08.27.08 LTJ F%ckem  (---) 522 (9) Electropop 09.28.09 Active
08.16.08 Metroshave Chop Cult  (---) 532 (7) Hip Hop-Rap 09.28.09 Active
08.06.08 The Mudpit Sessions  (---) 364 (8) Ambient 09.28.09 Active
05.26.08 Outro Scazm Fleesh (live @ the Norwegian Institute for Scene And Studio)  (---) 411 (6) Experimental 09.28.09 Active
05.23.08 Miles of Sound  (---) 512 (8) Cha-Cha 09.28.09 Active
05.18.08 Outro Scazm Fleesh  (---) 680 (5) Experimental 09.28.09 Active
05.16.08 I Can't  (---) 512 (4) Other 09.28.09 Active
05.16.08 Eggs Cannot Drive  (---) 473 (5) Ambient 09.28.09 Active
05.16.08 I Know Exactly Where I'm Going Today  (---) 570 (8) Ambient 09.28.09 Active
05.16.08 Bellydancing Fire Hydrant  (---) 558 (8) Jungle 09.28.09 Active
Favorite Songs (58)
Title Artist Date Genre
Blue Lights (feat. Spleenveil) craft 10.26.09 Breakbeat
Zamboni Dub Tinasky 10.23.09 Downtempo
Symphonic Smackdown magnatone 10.12.09 Pop Orchestral
Planet of Prototypes (mj space race 2009) PrototypeEightyOne 10.10.09 Experimental
Metamorphosis - NGC6302 (MJ SpaceRace Challenge) ic42 10.10.09 Ballad
whats next egobandit 10.08.09 Psychedelic
Letter 2 Janet Jackson axljfoley 10.04.09 Hip Hop-Rap
Lipstick (I Just Want To Wear Red) particledots_collab_box 09.30.09 Other
Lucid Dreaming ft. Animal Nation [remix] preference 09.23.09 Hip Hop-Rap
ball of dying electronics - bode (halloween 2009) ic42 09.20.09 Ballad
DeerBorn Hijack axljfoley 09.24.09 Hip Hop-Rap
And His Name is Axl J. Foley axljfoley 09.24.09 Hip Hop-Rap
pincushion (with fishcow) particledots_collab_box 09.13.09 Other
Scarlet Nightfall composerclark 08.22.09 Classical
Less Than Invincible Calchas 06.20.09 Acoustic
Prepared Piano preference 06.18.09 Hip Hop-Rap
playboy's mailbox blues ziti 06.15.09 Blues (contemporary)
Nasty Little Things [ramonaji/awigze mix] davisamerica 06.15.09 Other
I didn't see that coming Skean 06.14.09 Progressive Rock
Just my Luck (w/Thoddi) ktb 06.14.09 Rhythm and Blues
Just my Luck (w/Thoddi) ktb 06.14.09 Rhythm and Blues
Last Room in Newport HolleyHall 06.14.09 Blues (traditional)
Wander Daugrin 06.11.09 Jazz (instrumental)
Wander Daugrin 06.11.09 Jazz (instrumental)
The Other Side preference 06.10.09 Hip Hop-Rap
A Few Too Many Calchas 06.08.09 Rock
Back In The Tunnel Calchas 05.15.09 Acoustic
The Dolphin Dance SmokeyVW 05.08.09 Techno
Come Out To Play Sea Monk Seven 05.04.09 Lo-fi
Buddha iPhone Home rabittwhole 05.03.09 Experimental
Victim Downtrodn 05.03.09 Punk-Grunge
12th Street Downtrodn 05.02.09 Punk-Grunge
Doors SmokeyVW 04.05.09 Twentieth Century
The Night I.G.M. 04.05.09 Acoustic
Prone sonnyjim 03.29.09 Jazz (instrumental)
Spirits (remix) mike_d 03.14.09 Hard Rock
Falling Stars Forgotten Kicbal 03.11.09 Trip Hop
Grip On The Bottleneck (MJRF) Rocha Malhada 02.04.09 Blues (contemporary)
yes we can egobandit 11.13.08 Experimental
Waves sonic_magpie 10.05.08 Downtempo
Cosmic Dream rmx (collab. w/lupiroz &Barretok) Camomilla 09.28.08 Ambient
Under egobandit 08.30.08 Art Rock
Frater H springclock 07.12.08 Alternative Rock
Coffee Calypso BrunchandChewy 06.10.08 Reggae
cunning in contriving error egobandit 06.01.08 Rock
pale blue haiku sonic_magpie 05.26.08 Other
The Kind of Man (w/spitlogic) rsorensen 05.22.08 Hip Hop-Rap
Down and Out, Zetes live on MIS btransue 05.15.08 Blues (traditional)
Wearng A Nappy Is Not An Excuse To Enter A Gymnastics Class Justmescrewingaround 05.10.08 Experimental
Ember-Descent (ic42 depression mix) ic42 11.12.07 Ambient
N.U.M.B. Remix w/ Spitlogic Diviner 10.03.07 Drum n Bass
Staple Gun Pigeonfilter 09.19.07 Industrial
U want me to show you? fdumptch 05.13.07 Downtempo
600,000 ways to overthrow the regime massmarvel 03.31.07 Psychedelic
PERFECT ***itiswotitis*** 03.26.07 Drum n Bass
friendly fire moglee 03.12.07 Experimental
last night (plywood dub mix) 1 a.m. 12.18.05 Downtempo
Speed Metal Gabber Lenny D 03.20.05 Industrial
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Music Background Joachim Heise, a.k.a. Shaving Ronald’s Car, was congealed March 14, 1985. He didn’t pay attention during childhood, so he often has difficulty with household items such as drying machines and peanutbutter. But he has persevered, and is currently living in Norway with a sweet little lady named Martine. He dreams of being a hand model, living in a redwood tree, and throwing leather couches at passersby. His dwarf-tossing habits are minimal to none, and he never consumes his own waste, believing it to be bad for your mercury/strychnine balance. He did once, however, attempt to eat himself in alphabetical order, saving ze brains and ze heart for last of course. Ze appendix made him sick though, and he had to stop. A few words on influence… Every band or artist is supposed to have these ‘influences’. These accounts of ‘inspiration’ and, more often than not, confessions of parrotlike behaviour, allow listeners to gauge whether or not an artist’s sound will overstep their audial boundaries, going into the realm of ‘what the fork is this poop?’ and ‘wow man, it hurts my head’, and in those beautiful rare cases, ‘by the goggles of St. Elbowstench, this is genius!’ If somebody sounds like Audioslave, then he is subjugate to Audioslave. Hehe. If somebody sounds like an exploding footbath, then he is set free by the sound of an exploding footbath, and the world can look at footbaths in a new and interesting light. This is not to say that certain artists haven’t rubbed off on me. After all, a child learns to speak by imitating others. But I digress… Let’s get the boomsticks out, shall we? Oh, and use headphones if you got 'em. Or better yet, fat 1400 watt stacks :P
Music Skills I goof around on drums, piano, and guitar, but use my limited skill in these areas mostly for making samples. My main focal point is cutting, slashing, vomiting up, and generally destroying sound with my software and hardware. Spiffy.
Music Hardware Akai MPD24 MIDI controller, Edirol PC50 MIDI keyboard, Korg KP3 Kaoss pad, various circuit boards, frayed wires, children's toys, messy analog crap.
Music Software Reason, Ableton, Logic, and Cubase
Keywords experimental, noise, drumandbass, abstract, trip hop, third stream, ambient, IDM, breakcore, gabber, deathjazz, jungle, breakbeats, acid jazz, chipbreak, tech step, glitch
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