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Komrade K
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Registered: 08/02/05
Posts: 927
Location: Whitstable, Kent England
 
Re:Bad Jokes - Clean Only
Monday, November 28 2005 @ 08:13 AM CST

Cannibals continued (possibly only works for Brits):

A cannibal says to his partner "Do you fancy an Indian or a Chinese tonight?"
Epileptic Gibbon
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Registered: 11/30/04
Posts: 1298
Location: Cheltenham, England
 
Re:Bad Jokes - Clean Only
Monday, November 28 2005 @ 08:15 AM CST

I went to a hospital recently and I saw a sign on the wall that said "No smoking allowed", which I thought was nice because I don't think I should be forced to smoke if I don't want to.

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screaming.org
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Registered: 08/27/05
Posts: 519
Location: N/A
 
Re:Bad Jokes - Clean Only
Monday, November 28 2005 @ 09:18 AM CST

Did you know that every city in the world has the exact same number of people per capita?
stevel
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Registered: 03/05/05
Posts: 619
Location: London, UK
 
Re:Bad Jokes - Clean Only
Monday, November 28 2005 @ 12:48 PM CST

Mother says to son 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'
Son says 'A drummer!'
Mother says' no, I meant what do you want to be when you GROW UP!'
jgurner
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Registered: 05/20/04
Posts: 1954
Location: The Valley, Mississippi USofA
 
Re:Bad Jokes - Clean Only
Monday, November 28 2005 @ 12:58 PM CST

What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.


 
Re:Bad Jokes - Clean Only
Monday, November 28 2005 @ 01:13 PM CST

A broom, and a dust mop were in the garage, and discovered a small whisk broom next to them. The broom asked, "Is that our's"? The dust mop replied, "No, we've never swept together"!


 
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screaming.org
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Registered: 08/27/05
Posts: 519
Location: N/A
 
Re:Bad Jokes - Clean Only
Monday, November 28 2005 @ 03:33 PM CST

Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 10, one to do it, and 9 to stand around with their arms folded, mumbling "I could do that better".
Epileptic Gibbon
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Registered: 11/30/04
Posts: 1298
Location: Cheltenham, England
 
Re:Bad Jokes - Clean Only
Monday, November 28 2005 @ 03:37 PM CST

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pencils swim merrily in solid gases.

Eek!

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jgurner
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Registered: 05/20/04
Posts: 1954
Location: The Valley, Mississippi USofA
 
Re:Bad Jokes - Clean Only
Monday, November 28 2005 @ 03:52 PM CST

What do you call 1,000 saxophones dumped into the ocean?

A good start.