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particledots
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Re:Brace for Impact
Tuesday, January 24 2017 @ 05:21 PM CST

magnatone
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Re:Brace for Impact
Tuesday, January 24 2017 @ 05:49 PM CST

what ktb said

my most recent song: "First Light (solo piano)"
IbotenicParadigm
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Re:Brace for Impact
Tuesday, January 24 2017 @ 05:54 PM CST

Quote by: ktb



Ah yes, here we hear from our own troll utility. Guised in the fallacy of big sock puppet oratory. Only you are too timid to hear the true impact of your delusion.
A question then, who wielded control of your mind until only "non believers" remain?

Perhaps you haven't educated yourself? Have you lost the sentient talking points that might elucidate? I would suggest that you free your mind of the burden of the disenfranchised reason.

Begin to see the true cause of your enigma. My TV watchs me too. Only I have transcended the lateral obligation of sentence construction and making sense. This is what frees me to condescend with impunity, alas as the reader is still spouting nose milk as they roll on the floor, asking themselves the eternal calumniatory question:

"who the fuck talks like that in real life"?








This is flat out the funniest thing I've read in weeks!! Brilliant parody, perfect pitch.

I salute you, sir!

IP
Ed Hannifin
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Re:Brace for Impact
Tuesday, January 24 2017 @ 07:45 PM CST

All those musical chops, and you can do THIS, too??

Wow....

And seriously, about milk coming out of my nose...

I was thinking of you the other day: my work had its post-holiday party at Palmer's. The list of drinks I owe grows longer...

Thanks, John...

"We have to remember...when it's surrender that's called for, it's not surrender of your brains. It's surrender of your ego. It's a different thing." --Bruce Cockburn
bronco
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Registered: 05/31/04
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Re:Brace for Impact
Tuesday, January 24 2017 @ 08:52 PM CST

There was a wreck on the highway, I heard it was pretty bad
All the phoney’s were crying, so it must have been sad
Hey, hey mama do you want to go for a ride?
We’re not going too far, just down to the other side

Well the nation is restless, I saw it on you tube
some people think they are helpless, they’re in a bad mood
I’m flying to the beach, you know it is low tide
I’m not going far, just surfing to the other side

And if you hear a sound that sounds insane, put on your mufflers you’re not going down the drain
The people are making a lot of noise, they don’t know who to blame
They scare me and I want to hide
If you just look lost, you’ll make it to the other side

The other side, oh the other side, ain’t no one jivin on the other side
No hating, no debating just people letting it slide
Peace on earth, goodwill towards me, you can find it on the other side
mr_mordenus
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Registered: 06/04/07
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Location: Plasticville,
 
Re:Brace for Impact
Tuesday, January 24 2017 @ 09:28 PM CST

Quote by: ktb



Ah yes, here we hear from our own troll utility. Guised in the fallacy of big sock puppet oratory. Only you are too timid to hear the true impact of your delusion.
A question then, who wielded control of your mind until only "non believers" remain?

Perhaps you haven't educated yourself? Have you lost the sentient talking points that might elucidate? I would suggest that you free your mind of the burden of the disenfranchised reason.

Begin to see the true cause of your enigma. My TV watchs me too. Only I have transcended the lateral obligation of sentence construction and making sense. This is what frees me to condescend with impunity, alas as the reader is still spouting nose milk as they roll on the floor, asking themselves the eternal calumniatory question:

"who the fuck talks like that in real life"?




It's not often I hold a lighter aloft for a piece of prose, but this earned it. Best damned bit of writing I've read in a long time.
bud
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Location: Brooklyn, NY USA
 
Re:Brace for Impact
Wednesday, January 25 2017 @ 03:35 PM CST


I come back to see what's on and it's reruns again.

It's better to regret something you have done, than something you haven't done.
particledots
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Re:Brace for Impact
Saturday, January 28 2017 @ 07:00 AM CST

Dadai.2
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Re:Brace for Impact
Saturday, January 28 2017 @ 08:08 PM CST

.
What will be? Probably not nearly as bad as many fear and certainly not as good as many think. Breathe in, breathe out...
.

smug moral posturing & virtue signaling? nope...
 
bud
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Re:Brace for Impact
Saturday, January 28 2017 @ 08:25 PM CST

It's already worse than one might have imagined.
Families, students, teachers, legal Greencard holders locked out and detained at airports all over the US and abroad. A horrific abuse of power within a week.

It's better to regret something you have done, than something you haven't done.