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We all know one of these, I think...
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His face is covered in acne,
His dad's from Poland, his mum's from Hackney.
Hangs around in his garden
Killing rabbits and getting a hard-on.
He's a horrible fella,
Walks around with a broken umbrella.
He likes to spy on the neighbours,
He'll wind up in the Sunday papers.
But he's so easily led...
Mr Majestyk, Mr Majestyk
Won't you kill me another, kill me another
Mr Majestyk, Mr Majestyk,
You're the neighbourhood nutter, neighbourhood nutter.
He killed a cat with a banger,
He hit his teacher and threatened to hang her.
The copper said "That's a no-no",
Now they're trying to serve him an ASBO.
But he's so easily led...
Mr Majestyk, Mr Majestyk
Won't you kill me another, kill me another
Mr Majestyk, Mr Majestyk,
You're the neighbourhood nutter, neighbourhood nutter.
He's got the face of a demon,
But he's the spawn of his father's semen.
He's got a thing for my sister -
He thinks she'll marry this satanic mister..
But he's so easily led...
Mr Majestyk, Mr Majestyk
Won't you kill me another, kill me another
Mr Majestyk, Mr Majestyk,
You're the neighbourhood nutter, neighbourhood nutter.
His dad's from Poland, his mum's from Hackney.
Hangs around in his garden
Killing rabbits and getting a hard-on.
He's a horrible fella,
Walks around with a broken umbrella.
He likes to spy on the neighbours,
He'll wind up in the Sunday papers.
But he's so easily led...
Mr Majestyk, Mr Majestyk
Won't you kill me another, kill me another
Mr Majestyk, Mr Majestyk,
You're the neighbourhood nutter, neighbourhood nutter.
He killed a cat with a banger,
He hit his teacher and threatened to hang her.
The copper said "That's a no-no",
Now they're trying to serve him an ASBO.
But he's so easily led...
Mr Majestyk, Mr Majestyk
Won't you kill me another, kill me another
Mr Majestyk, Mr Majestyk,
You're the neighbourhood nutter, neighbourhood nutter.
He's got the face of a demon,
But he's the spawn of his father's semen.
He's got a thing for my sister -
He thinks she'll marry this satanic mister..
But he's so easily led...
Mr Majestyk, Mr Majestyk
Won't you kill me another, kill me another
Mr Majestyk, Mr Majestyk,
You're the neighbourhood nutter, neighbourhood nutter.
Love the concept and execution. I might mix the vocals a tad higher.
I think I went to elementary school with three relatives of his.