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DWL

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Description

It's an Amokopera song. With lyrics and melody by Graeme Hobbs and music by me.

So the waster is in the benefits office. He tries to claim a disabilty benefit. Unfortunately the benefits officer saw him running for a bus the previous day and refuses the application.

This is his response....... strong language ensues

Very much a WIP , any suggestions welcome.

Cheers

Dick

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Song Stats

Hits: 943
Comments: 13
Fans: 6
Plays: 88
Downloads: 57
Votes: 7
Uploaded: Jul 29, 2007 - 04:22:46 PM
Last Updated: Jan 28, 2008 - 07:41:04 AM Last Played: Oct 28, 2009 - 10:20:45 AM

Song License

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Keywords:

profanity (4), benefits (1), cheat (8), waster (2), musical (23), tommy steele (1), Oliver (2), Lionel Bart (1), tuba (14), banjo (32), ukelele (4)

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Soprano & tenor ukelele, 5 string banjo,

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Comments

	said 851 days ago (July 29th, 2007)
	Exceptional/Grand Mastery Very entertaining, top notch production and song writing...totally takes you there so to speak while making you crack up laughing, unique,..original...etc...Thanks!

DWL	DWL said 851 days ago (July 30th, 2007)
	wow! you're too kind Tom, but I'm big enough to take it ;-) I'm very pleased you enjoyed it as I wasn't sure how something like this would be received. Cheers Dick --- I'm really a 25 year old guitar god but an evil witch trapped me in this podgy middle aged body. Check out my latest song called A Good Night's Sleep with Macferret, Sir Dennis Crowther and Pete Young

Vic Holman	Vic Holman said 851 days ago (July 29th, 2007)
	Up his diverse and funny as hell. And how did the cow get in here we'll never know. A entertaining Night at the Opera Check out my latest song called November

DWL	DWL said 851 days ago (July 30th, 2007)
	The gate was open Thanks Vic, much appreciated Cheers Dick --- I'm really a 25 year old guitar god but an evil witch trapped me in this podgy middle aged body. Check out my latest song called A Good Night's Sleep with Macferret, Sir Dennis Crowther and Pete Young

	said 851 days ago (July 30th, 2007)
	Well Dick... I've read through the comments on your "Minstrel Boy" and can't find where anyone called it "ephemeral." I see it was called "ethereal" a couple of times (once by me). Oh well, no matter.... Very funny this! Way to stick it to the man! Be well!

DWL

DWL said 851 days ago (July 30th, 2007)

Oops
I'm quoting from another website and have to admit I've been unfaithful to macjams. I think it was referring to a sense of time passing and the transitory nature of life.

I would have used ethereal but it didn't alliterate with effluent :-)

I'm pleased you enjoyed it (I'll edit the description to save further confusion)

Cheers

Dick

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I'm really a 25 year old guitar god but an evil witch trapped me in this podgy middle aged body.

Check out my latest song called A Good Night's Sleep with Macferret, Sir Dennis Crowther and Pete Young

echoroom

echoroom said 850 days ago (July 30th, 2007)

Stick????
... obviously truncated to avoid offending the kiddies. Great track, i love the music-hall style of this, with the horns and banjo (sounds like one, anyone).

WIP Dick? Not sure what else there is to add to this ... great tune, the effects work well within the track, the mix is great .... it's a Christmas number one to my ears!!

Steve

Check out my latest song called Deeper (w/t Racerat)

peacepiano	peacepiano said 850 days ago (July 30th, 2007)
	Running Amok I'm always in the mood for an Amok song! I'm still laughing at the Dick Van Dyke verse, what do you think of that? Keep the banjo and tuba in any future versions. Played right those are very impertinent instruments. Thanks Bill Check out my latest song called I Should Have Known

Moviz	Moviz said 846 days ago (August 3rd, 2007)
	You.. Cheeky Chappie you ! LOL, I love your music , your voice, the humour and your 'Vile' words LOL. I can't wait for this Opera to be finished, but I doubt if the BBC will allow these Lyrics... so it'll have to go on Chanel 4 instead, Cheers M Check out my latest song called Come Back Billie

Lizard*Whistle	Lizard*Whistle said 833 days ago (August 17th, 2007)
	Put a smile on my face Refreshingly candid! :) Like it! You have a fab voice for this kind of stuff. (And yes that is meant to be a compliment.) Check out my latest song called Black madonna

Monkaton	Monkaton said 676 days ago (January 20th, 2008)
	Very Entertaining Jolly Old England strikes again! This sounds like the old English music hall music with a dose of Monty Python. Funny song and well done. Check out my latest song called Darkness of the Night

DWL	DWL said 661 days ago (February 5th, 2008)
	Thanks for stopping by. I'm pleased you enjoyed it. Cheers Dick Check out my latest song called A Good Night's Sleep with Macferret, Sir Dennis Crowther and Pete Young

	said 525 days ago (June 20th, 2008)
	Stick You know I love your cockney accent. This is a naughty but nice kinda song. Its brilliant. Soo funny it cracked me up laughing.This does remind me of an an old music hall number defintely. I loved it all. Thanks for the download. Mr Langford -Its always a nice surprise when I press that play button on your song page. hahaaaaa. Peace Dee.

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Name: dick langford

Been playing guitar for longer than I care to remember (or so said the witch) Never very interested in music at school (what would I have done with a good teacher?) so it was surprise to find I had a little talent. My latest project is a rock op... [see more]

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