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Hey y'all! Here's an old-timey collab with gail60! We hate eachother.
gail - piano, vocals
rsorensen - vocals, guitars, harmonica, drums
Lyrics:
I don't really love you
But I love to hate you
I won't have it any other way
I love to criticize you
I live to despise you
I'm lucky that you feel the same way
And we're so blessed
to be in this mess
No matter what they might say
I got somethin to get off my chest
I hate you more and more every day
I don't really love you
I sure love to hate you
You think you're so hot in that shirt
You act like you're Elvis
Just shakin' your pelvis
But I know that that's gotta hurt
I'd be thrilled
Just to have you killed
Collect all your money and run
But I'll stick around
Just to drag you down
And you'll do the same for me, hon
And we're so blessed
to be in this mess
No matter what they might say
I got somethin to get off my chest
I hate you more and more every day
Hardware:
Taylor Big Baby Acoustic, Epiphone Resonator, Lee Oskar Harmonica, Blue Snowball Mic, M-Audio KeyStudio 49i
Software:
GarageBand
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Good Grief!! &mdash 05/19/08 - 07:38:37 PM
You two done good- even if ya hate each other, ha! I'd like to know how many takes the vocals took to get the laughter out of the mix ;^P
Love the FX and the dogs barking in the background as well. Nice track you two! Really enjoyed this one! [ Reply to This ]
dogs &mdash 05/20/08 - 11:15:15 AM
thanks mikey! gail's howling attracted the dogs. they follow her everywhere. [ Reply to This ]
Thanks Mikey &mdash 05/22/08 - 06:39:38 AM
Who was laughin'? This was very painful for me to have to sing with Ridd. I wanna git rid of Ridd! [ Reply to This ]
I Love To Hate You &mdash 05/19/08 - 07:38:46 PM
Wo! ... Gail ..!?!??! ...this is Blast !!
surely we rarely have bluegrass songs but
always appreciated them ..now this is a classic
folks ..what afront portch pickin bud !!
Gail a true slow cloggin one ..it realy put
a smile on my face God Bless !!! [ Reply to This ]
thanks feter &mdash 05/21/08 - 12:10:25 PM
Thanks sweet Feter! &mdash 05/22/08 - 06:41:06 AM
I finally put my clogs on just for you! Glad you liked it. Glad you smiled!! [ Reply to This ]
lol... &mdash 05/19/08 - 08:11:48 PM
hah &mdash 05/21/08 - 12:11:09 PM
hmmmm &mdash 05/22/08 - 06:44:44 AM
ROFL...(Ridd On Floor Lifeless) Yes, that would be classic, but maybe a little harsh Jack...yee haw, uh huh. :) [ Reply to This ]
This is excellent &mdash 05/19/08 - 08:18:29 PM
I cracked up, stuck myself together, and cracked up again! Great lyrics and sweet singing. Nice mix, too. Like the guitar sound and the piano sounds straight out of a saloon. The mouth organ is vital, of course. The whole thing is just made perfect by that photograph! Love to love you, guys. Nicely done. Peace. [ Reply to This ]
piano &mdash 05/21/08 - 12:12:23 PM
yah all i said to gail was 'saloon piano' and she nailed it. guess she is good for something (not really). [ Reply to This ]
thanks so much! &mdash 05/22/08 - 06:49:33 AM
You know I begged Ridd not to put up that photo of us but he never listens to me! I knew the men would all go nuts over my beauty!!! Just like he has! Nuts, nuts nuts!! [ Reply to This ]
I hate it! &mdash 05/19/08 - 08:23:06 PM
Well, that pretty much sums it up! You two done so good bein' so bad! Appropriately depressin' words. Excellent job playing geetar and mouth organ thar... and the singin', well, I think the howlin' hound dogs echo my sentiments.
That was just silly!
ttfn,
Drakonis [ Reply to This ]
lol &mdash 05/19/08 - 08:27:39 PM
yehaw &mdash 05/21/08 - 12:13:25 PM
Help me &mdash 05/22/08 - 06:52:11 AM
Drak I knew you would appreciate our great talents. Especially considering you know how painful it has been for me to have to suffer so much! I know you meant that you only hated Ridd's parts and I completely understand. [ Reply to This ]
Ha Ha Ha &mdash 05/19/08 - 09:34:43 PM
This is priceless the lyrics alone are worth the price of admission super job thw 2 of you (I'm still laughing to the point of tears) [ Reply to This ]
:) &mdash 05/21/08 - 12:16:53 PM
thanks man. gail came up with some great lyrics for her part, no doubt. [ Reply to This ]
thanks! &mdash 05/22/08 - 06:53:54 AM
Nice... &mdash 05/19/08 - 09:54:04 PM
...to get something so funny once in a while. You guys keep up the twang throughout with great effect. ... There's a song that Celine Dion and Luciano Pavoratti did on one of her albums a few years ago called "I Hate You But I Love You..." Kind of like your "love" song...Anyway, yours is absolutely ridiculous and it's hard not to love the death out of it.
Peace.
Paul [ Reply to This ]
Celine Dion and Luciano Pavoratti &mdash 05/21/08 - 12:17:50 PM
thanks paul! I'd love to hear those two sing in this style. now wouldn't that be something? hehe. [ Reply to This ]
Thanks Paul &mdash 05/22/08 - 06:56:00 AM
This was a lot of fun to sing although I detested who it was with. I called Celine and asked her opinion first before I finished and here you have the final version. I owe it all to Celine! [ Reply to This ]
Hate to LUV IT &mdash 05/19/08 - 10:12:20 PM
dog &mdash 05/21/08 - 12:19:11 PM
Thanks &mdash 05/22/08 - 06:56:51 AM
I'd be thrilled &mdash 05/20/08 - 01:26:25 AM
len &mdash 05/21/08 - 12:21:14 PM
all gail. i really like the elvis bit, too. I wish I'd have thrown a 'thankyaverymuch' in there. [ Reply to This ]
Thanks Len &mdash 05/22/08 - 06:57:47 AM
Really cool you two &mdash 05/20/08 - 03:38:32 AM
You always impress the hell out of me Mr. Sorensen. Gail, nice country pipes.
Great stuff,
Dave [ Reply to This ]
thanks dave &mdash 05/21/08 - 12:22:48 PM
Thanks Dave &mdash 05/22/08 - 06:59:02 AM
Great! &mdash 05/20/08 - 07:38:12 AM
Very wonderful song, great performance by both here. You seem you had fun putting all this together, really neat work.
Take Care
- Yeman A. Al-Rawi [ Reply to This ]
fun &mdash 05/21/08 - 12:23:36 PM
Thanks Yeman &mdash 05/22/08 - 07:00:38 AM
Yes it was fun (for Ridd) to be able to sing with me and all my countrified glory! I mean who wouldn't have been thrilled to be killed by all those yee haws?? [ Reply to This ]
Okay! &mdash 05/20/08 - 01:32:15 PM
If you hate yourself it's fine too me but I love this song SO hate each other some more if you guys do this kinda music.... LOVE IT.
Thx for sharing D-loaded.
Peace
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Kenta [ Reply to This ]
well &mdash 05/21/08 - 12:24:28 PM
thanks for loving this little song about hatred hehe. and thanks for downloading! [ Reply to This ]
Thanks Skean! &mdash 05/22/08 - 07:01:15 AM
I Love to Hate You &mdash 05/20/08 - 04:41:41 PM
Does this mean you two have stopped fighting? NAH! (What fun would THAT be??) This is great - I share Michael2's question about how many takes to stop laughing. Not that your sincere hate for each other is anything to laugh about of course! (Of COURSE!) [ Reply to This ]
hah &mdash 05/21/08 - 12:25:15 PM
oh don't you worry. like the song says, we hate each other more and more every day! [ Reply to This ]
Thanks Karen &mdash 05/22/08 - 07:02:16 AM
:) &mdash 05/20/08 - 09:18:15 PM
hah yes &mdash 05/21/08 - 12:25:40 PM
Thanks Neil! &mdash 05/22/08 - 07:03:34 AM
/// &mdash 05/20/08 - 11:41:33 PM
yeeeehaaawww! This is my kind a hootenany! Great plyin and singin you two! Really like that slide geetar ! Love to love it! [ Reply to This ]
steeeeel &mdash 05/21/08 - 12:26:14 PM
Thanks &mdash 05/22/08 - 07:04:14 AM
You put a big fat &mdash 05/21/08 - 01:46:19 AM
smile on my face, and that is a major feat. Only crit I have is that I would have liked to hear some chickens along side the dogs, but nothing is perfect. You both show some amazing stylistic range. R-dude I wish I could come up with as many good words as you do. cheers [ Reply to This ]
cluckcluck &mdash 05/21/08 - 12:27:39 PM
thanks a lot! for some reason the chickens freeze and go completely silent when I'm around. Not sure what that means... [ Reply to This ]
Thanks &mdash 05/22/08 - 07:07:10 AM
Glad you are smiling! Thats always a good thing! Impossible to do with Ridd around but, oh well! [ Reply to This ]
Beggers Banquet outtake ... &mdash 05/21/08 - 08:29:36 AM
Ha-ha-hah - very clever song, from the lyrics to the soundtrack.
I thought you two were simply going to repeat the first verse when it started a second time with "I really don't love you," but then came the nice Elvis surprise ... and the "I'd be thrilled/just to have you killed" ... and that was the clincher for me!
Remember: Hate is just a four-letter word : > [ Reply to This ]
hey &mdash 05/21/08 - 12:32:53 PM
thanks for the comments! know what else is just a four-letter word? G-A-I-L [ Reply to This ]
Thanks Warren!! &mdash 05/22/08 - 07:08:46 AM
Glad you enjoyed this little song! Ridd was kind enough to let me add my own lyrics to my parts and I only spoke the truth!! :) [ Reply to This ]
This has made my day - &mdash 05/21/08 - 09:37:04 AM
what a great collab you two have come up with - and a damn good original tune too. An absolute hoot and a truer song I haven't heard in some time. Love the production and performances - this is why there's no place like MJ. Dang this good. [ Reply to This ]
:) &mdash 05/21/08 - 12:34:10 PM
Thanks Bud! &mdash 05/22/08 - 07:09:46 AM
Tongue in cheek..... &mdash 05/21/08 - 11:10:49 AM
is always entertaining in my opinion. This is a great song i loved everything about it. Excellent!! Great collab you two. [ Reply to This ]
guy &mdash 05/21/08 - 12:37:37 PM
Thanks so much &mdash 05/22/08 - 07:10:25 AM
Somebody stepped in dog poo... &mdash 05/21/08 - 11:10:57 AM
I can feel the love...
Don't know how the smell of a stale spit bucket and a thoroughly soiled wife beater came wafting through my headphones but clearly, it was meant to happen...
What a fun listen this was. Can't have too much of that... lol
Thanks guys! that was good! Macca [ Reply to This ]
hah &mdash 05/21/08 - 12:44:09 PM
Thanks Macca &mdash 05/22/08 - 07:11:38 AM
Ooops... &mdash 05/21/08 - 03:14:52 PM
...I wanted to edit my comment from MJ2 and your reply done went with it, too...
Oh well...here's the big "EDITED COMMENT" (drum roll):
..I'll be hornswaggled!
Whar'd ye git a blue snowball, anyway? I'm kinda partial t' thu yella ones, myself...
I think you must know that I love this...in case you don't: "I love this"...
Didn't know ye had a reso...
"...thrilled to have you killed...woof, woof, woof..."
You're crazy, you 2...
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Thanks Bob! &mdash 05/22/08 - 07:13:28 AM
VERY funny... &mdash 05/21/08 - 05:17:29 PM
Thanks Caroline &mdash 05/22/08 - 07:14:03 AM
Real treat &mdash 05/21/08 - 05:20:43 PM
very fitting... everything. Kinda ho dunk in a good way. Watch out for that dawg.
Thank you kindly
Happy trails
John [ Reply to This ]
Thanks John &mdash 05/22/08 - 07:16:13 AM
i missed &mdash 05/22/08 - 01:59:44 PM
this one somehow. awesome. this is so good, love all the sounds and the vox are killing me. this is amazing. [ Reply to This ]
what can I say &mdash 05/23/08 - 08:01:54 AM
I love this kind of stuff. This really put a smile on my face. Great job to both of you!
chip [ Reply to This ]
Those dogs......... &mdash 05/23/08 - 10:00:47 PM
Ah the dogs ... the dogs .... &mdash 05/25/08 - 10:04:39 PM
... thought I had left them behind me ..... but here they are ... on Macjams .... love/hate ... sometimes hard to tell the two apart .... but it's a good thing you two hate each other .... cause it allowed all of us to be entertained. sort of like going to weddings ... the bride and groom never have a good time ... it's the guests who eat all the food and drink the booze and have all the fun ! [ Reply to This ]
Yeah &mdash 05/28/08 - 02:51:19 PM
This is definitely a fun track. Kinda looking forward to the Opry Challenge now. I probably wont match this though. [ Reply to This ]
So &mdash 07/01/08 - 04:51:15 AM
Funny and yet sad, because there are so many old couples just like this LOL, I cried laughing at this, brilliant backing to tho two excellent vocals, cheers M [ Reply to This ]
There was a time &mdash 08/19/08 - 02:31:10 PM
When I talked regularly about having my husband whacked.
Death would've been too easy an out for him. That was fun. Woof, Woof, woof! Thanks. [ Reply to This ]
I love to hate you &mdash 08/20/08 - 05:23:25 AM
Sounds really, really good. I love the Harp , Great collab Gail60 was really good too made me smile. But you know I think your brilliant !
Excellent Work !
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Love the FX and the dogs barking in the background as well. Nice track you two! Really enjoyed this one!
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