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WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? A post-Halloween "Boo!" to you. While I'm not anti-religion, that bible stuff can be pretty scary--take the bible quote taped to a Twix candy bar my four year-old daughter got while on Halloween trick-or-treat rounds. Lyrics are included so you can read the real bible quote (as well as my version of it).
This is in the "sketch" category. A collab drummer would be ideal.
P.S.: What genre IS this, anyway?! Holiday? Inspirational? I'll just call it rock.
This is in the "sketch" category. A collab drummer would be ideal.
P.S.: What genre IS this, anyway?! Holiday? Inspirational? I'll just call it rock.
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Lyrics
[FULL LYRICS BELOW -- SHORTENED FOR THIS SKETCH]
Went out trick or treating,
and much to my surprise
Got a Twix Bar--cookie, caramel
then I got prostlytized
It was no fun-size mini
But a full-size 2-ounce snacker
And on the back a bible verse
Taped right onto the wrapper:
"He who fears the Lord has a secure fortress,
and for his children it will be a refuge.
The fear of the Lord is a fountain of life,
turning a man from the snares of death."
Now, I don't believe in hell
And I won't go to heaven
But I do believe that tricky treater
Believes in Proverbs 14:26-27
I do believe all people
Should do what they believe
But far too many lemmings
Don't practice what they preach
"He who uses the Lord has a strong facade,
and for his children it will be subterfuge.
The fear of the Lord is a mountain of trouble,
turning a man from the light of wisdom."
That's from me, 49
11 months and three days.
And I don't believe religion
Should taint politics or race
Today too many people
Hide behind a preacher's words
It's time to get to thinking
For themselves, not with the herd
Went out trick or treating,
and much to my surprise
Got a Twix Bar--cookie, caramel
then I got prostlytized
It was no fun-size mini
But a full-size 2-ounce snacker
And on the back a bible verse
Taped right onto the wrapper:
"He who fears the Lord has a secure fortress,
and for his children it will be a refuge.
The fear of the Lord is a fountain of life,
turning a man from the snares of death."
Now, I don't believe in hell
And I won't go to heaven
But I do believe that tricky treater
Believes in Proverbs 14:26-27
I do believe all people
Should do what they believe
But far too many lemmings
Don't practice what they preach
"He who uses the Lord has a strong facade,
and for his children it will be subterfuge.
The fear of the Lord is a mountain of trouble,
turning a man from the light of wisdom."
That's from me, 49
11 months and three days.
And I don't believe religion
Should taint politics or race
Today too many people
Hide behind a preacher's words
It's time to get to thinking
For themselves, not with the herd

























FEEL
Really Bizarre and different for a Halloween treat. Very experimental and enjoyed as well. Thanks for sharing.
John