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And when he’s working
He’s indestructible
He’s like the superhero
He used to be
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Viagra Superhero

He’s balding and grey
Hairy ears, bad back
Liver spots, cataracts
Limp dick
Insomniac, enervated
Forgetful, irritated
Hemorrhoids, constipated
Limp dick

He shuffles into action
Doddering around his lair
Spandex stretched to its limits
Everywhere except down there
He’s one of the good guys
The greatest ever

And when he’s working
He’s indestructible
He’s like the superhero
He used to be

Incontinent, swollen prostate
Forgetful (did I mention forgetful?)
Arthritic, man tits
Limp dick
Retired, forgotten
Wistful, nostalgic
Withdrawn, regressing
Limp dick

He shuffles into action
Doddering around his lair
Spandex stretched to its limits
Everywhere except down there
His partner is patient and willing to pretend
That he’s more than just a man, more than just a friend
That he’s still a super hero

He won’t save the world
But have some sympathy
He just feels better
When he’s working
Down there, in his lair
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Uploaded: Feb 06, 2009 - 03:47:31 PM
Last Updated: Feb 06, 2009 - 03:47:31 PM Last Played: Jul 02, 2009 - 05:23:01 PM
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lengold said 291 days ago (February 8th, 2009)
Superb
as always - hope it's not autobiographical.
Cheers
Len


Check out my latest song called Dodgy Doughnut
NomadicMind said 291 days ago (February 8th, 2009)
autobiographical?
Yes, Len
I am a retired Superhero suffering from erectile dysfunction.
Thanks.
Check out my latest song called Judi Prostitutti
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