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"Blue Stain Records presents the greatest Jazz compilation of our generation."
Is it? Well, that's for you to judge. One suggestion -- stick with it because you're sure to find something you'll adore so much you'll want to send me all your money. But hurry, this incredible offer won't last forever and I live very near the border. Now kick back and listen to such fan favorites as Mary Badoux, Muddy Puddles, The Miller Sisters, Gingerbread Sweetly and many more.
Note: No special effects were used in the recording of this marvelous offering. I'm actually genuinely this weird. So weird, in fact, that I even figured out what the heck I said on this thing. Behold, the lyrics:
Is it? Well, that's for you to judge. One suggestion -- stick with it because you're sure to find something you'll adore so much you'll want to send me all your money. But hurry, this incredible offer won't last forever and I live very near the border. Now kick back and listen to such fan favorites as Mary Badoux, Muddy Puddles, The Miller Sisters, Gingerbread Sweetly and many more.
Note: No special effects were used in the recording of this marvelous offering. I'm actually genuinely this weird. So weird, in fact, that I even figured out what the heck I said on this thing. Behold, the lyrics:
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Lyrics
Blue Stain Records presents the greatest jazz compilation of our generation, including all your favorites, all the hits, all the songs and all the obscure things only your grandfather ever heard. This compilation includes Mary Badoux singing, "I Know How To Hum."
Mary Badoux:
Hmmmmmm...
Muddy Puddles singing, "You Ain't My Woman No Mo."
Muddy Puddles:
I said you ain't my woman no mo.
No, baby, no.
You ain't my woman no mo.
Gingerbread Sweetly singing, "Mmmm, Does That Taste Good."
Gingerbread Sweetly:
Mmm does that taste good.
Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby.
That tastes mighty good.
You can't tell me that don't taste good cuz it do.
It taste so good. Ahhhh!
Mary Lou Norquist singing, "I Know a Guy Who Treated a Girl Wrong."
Mary Lou Norquist:
I know a guy
Who treated a girl so wrong.
Yes, he did.
And she didn't like it.
But she was a trouper.
Diddley diddley dooper
Super trouper she was.
Hurty Toe Schwartz singing, "Enough Already."
Hurty Toe Schwartz:
Enough already, baby.
I said I've had enough already.
Enough already.
I said enough.
Mamma Jamma Jingjong singing, "There's a Fly in My Coffee."
Mamma Jamma Jingjong:
There's a fly in my coffee, in my coffee, in my coffee
There's a fly in my coffee it keeps swimming around.
There's a fly in my coffee, in my coffee, in my coffee
There's a fly in my coffee it keeps swimming around.
You gotta swim, swim, swim fly, up high
Swim, swim, swim fly, oh fly
There's a fly in my coffee, in my coffee, in my coffee
There's a fly in my coffee it keeps swimming around.
Keeps swimming around, keeps swimming around.
There's a fly in my coffee, in my coffee, in my coffee
There's a fly in my coffee it keeps swimming around.
The Miller Sisters singing, "I Can Spoon in June."
The Miller Sisters:
I can spoon in June with my beau
I can spoon in June with my beau
And finally Willie Fitzwillie and Martha singing, "I Really Can't Stand the Sight of You."
Martha: Hmmm
Willie: I really can't stand
Martha: Really cannot stand
Willie: the sight of you
Martha: the sight of you
Willie: I just can't stand you
Martha: can't stand
Willie: I just can't stand you
Martha: the sight of you
Willie: I just can't stand the very sight of you
Martha: You really suck, you do
That’s right, get all of these hits and more and if you order right now, we will throw in an entire CD of people humming incorrectly to music. You will not believe your ears when you hear these never before heard because they never should be heard songs. That's right, order now, give me all your money and you, too, can have the jazz. You got the jazz? I got the jazz. Who got jazz? We do.
I mean it, send me all your money.
Mary Badoux:
Hmmmmmm...
Muddy Puddles singing, "You Ain't My Woman No Mo."
Muddy Puddles:
I said you ain't my woman no mo.
No, baby, no.
You ain't my woman no mo.
Gingerbread Sweetly singing, "Mmmm, Does That Taste Good."
Gingerbread Sweetly:
Mmm does that taste good.
Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby.
That tastes mighty good.
You can't tell me that don't taste good cuz it do.
It taste so good. Ahhhh!
Mary Lou Norquist singing, "I Know a Guy Who Treated a Girl Wrong."
Mary Lou Norquist:
I know a guy
Who treated a girl so wrong.
Yes, he did.
And she didn't like it.
But she was a trouper.
Diddley diddley dooper
Super trouper she was.
Hurty Toe Schwartz singing, "Enough Already."
Hurty Toe Schwartz:
Enough already, baby.
I said I've had enough already.
Enough already.
I said enough.
Mamma Jamma Jingjong singing, "There's a Fly in My Coffee."
Mamma Jamma Jingjong:
There's a fly in my coffee, in my coffee, in my coffee
There's a fly in my coffee it keeps swimming around.
There's a fly in my coffee, in my coffee, in my coffee
There's a fly in my coffee it keeps swimming around.
You gotta swim, swim, swim fly, up high
Swim, swim, swim fly, oh fly
There's a fly in my coffee, in my coffee, in my coffee
There's a fly in my coffee it keeps swimming around.
Keeps swimming around, keeps swimming around.
There's a fly in my coffee, in my coffee, in my coffee
There's a fly in my coffee it keeps swimming around.
The Miller Sisters singing, "I Can Spoon in June."
The Miller Sisters:
I can spoon in June with my beau
I can spoon in June with my beau
And finally Willie Fitzwillie and Martha singing, "I Really Can't Stand the Sight of You."
Martha: Hmmm
Willie: I really can't stand
Martha: Really cannot stand
Willie: the sight of you
Martha: the sight of you
Willie: I just can't stand you
Martha: can't stand
Willie: I just can't stand you
Martha: the sight of you
Willie: I just can't stand the very sight of you
Martha: You really suck, you do
That’s right, get all of these hits and more and if you order right now, we will throw in an entire CD of people humming incorrectly to music. You will not believe your ears when you hear these never before heard because they never should be heard songs. That's right, order now, give me all your money and you, too, can have the jazz. You got the jazz? I got the jazz. Who got jazz? We do.
I mean it, send me all your money.
musichead
very nice...Of course I didnt read the intro. So I had to do a double take...good job!