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Water Slide (On The Lake Of Fire)


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It's been a few months since I've had a single night dedicated to music, and this is the result. My apologies in advance.

Tempie and I have had some very interesting discussions lately. He's a bright and funny dude and I don't mind the fact that I've practically co-written every song he's posted here. That's why I love this place...

Anyway, our most recent discussion was about going to church on Easter. As you can imagine it quickly devolved into spending summer on the Lake of Fire. I read Luke 16:19 (it's in the New Testament). The story of Lazarus and the Rich Man. It's a horrifying description of hell that I find extremely frightening. This is a great inspiration for baptism and it was a good inspiration for a song about Hell.

I used a ton of samples from freesound.org (thanks bud and smokeyvw for telling me about it). I used a bunch of kid sounds, even though I don't think there'll be too many kids on the Water Slide on the Lake of Fire!

I downloaded quite a lot of screams, but I think this is all that I used for the "song":

http://www.freesound.org/download/6729/6729_patchen_Splash.wav

http://www.freesound.org/download/42847/42847_FreqMan_psycho_scream_1.wav

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http://www.freesound.org/download/26724/26724_Leady_ALL_IN_PAIN_2_.wav

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http://www.freesound.org/download/21742/21742_andriala_Child_screaming.wav

http://www.freesound.org/download/18291/18291_Corsica_S_no_repeats_2.aif

http://www.freesound.org/download/46364/46364_alphahog_It_is_hot_out_there.mp3
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Lyrics
Arrrrgggghhh!
No! No! NOoooooooo!!!!!
Eeeeeee!
Yowl!
Oooh, it is hot out there



(should this be considered explicit content?)
Song Stats
Hits: 4200
Comments: 42
Fans: 27
Plays: 327
Downloads: 99

Uploaded: Apr 17, 2009 - 07:44:10 AM
Last Updated: Apr 17, 2009 - 12:54:47 PM Last Played: May 10, 2017 - 12:58:22 AM
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Hardware:
Hondo II electric bass (black and scratchy), RATT pedal, credit card picks (red white and blue - again), Ampeg Bass amp, Tapco Link.usb
Software:
GB'09
Comments
egobandit said 3020 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
Mr 5
So good to see you back,Its a good thing I dont believe in hell. I really dont think A God of love would create such a place. Anyway who ever heard of spending forever in a place like that for a mere 70 or 80 years of wrong doing. Now that would not be just. Just like in proverb, he is a God of rightousness. Any way Hell is an english translation of the word sheol which means grave so hell is just the grave. Also in Luke 16:19 it is filled with symbolism I mean how could the guy in hell get his thirst quenched by one drop of water. Ok Ok just kiddin believe what you want great screams cool song!
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five_extra_arms said 3020 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
γέεννα
Look at you! Mr Bible reader! Whoulda thunk?! Good for you Tim. 70 or 80 years of wrong doing! That's hilarious!!

The New Testament (as far as we know) was written in Greek. γέεννα (Geenna) is the word used for Hell and when Mark talks about Geenna, he says it's a fire that never shall be quenched. So it's a grave, it's a pit and it has fire!!! I don't wanna swim in their pool. If the tip of a finger dipped in cool water is a relief, I'll spend summer here in the swamp.

And bud's right, I listen to too much egobandit! You're my favorite bass player, so I always wonder if you'll like my bass playing.

We need to get together. What's your life like these days? How 'bout a cool glass of water?
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egobandit said 3019 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
Hey
I heard they got to get contractors out of hell to fix the pearly gates. What kind of place is heaven where they need gates, what kind of nieghborhood is heaven in. Lots of those contractors got names lke juan and hey sues.. Just kiddin
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bud said 3020 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
The dark side of Flaming Lips
the really dark side. I think some egobandit got on you last time you guys got together. Crazy good fun in the pit of hell. Who knew?
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five_extra_arms said 3020 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
Flaming Everything
not just lips!

Thanks bud, now that you mention it, I can totally hear the Flaming Lips with egobandit leading the orchestra!

Who knew?
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davisamerica said 3020 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
darn ....
I keep wanting to say so many things ..lol ... but I think Bud said it best ... is that bad? Bob ... i really like this.
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five_extra_arms said 3020 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
Splashing
Bud usually says it best!

Thanks!
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lavalamp said 3020 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
The dark side...
Luke..(cough)...um Bob, come to the dark side.

Miss ya brother. Nice work of art here. No DL?

Dave
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five_extra_arms said 3020 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
Deep End
I like it here in the deep end.

Miss ya too man. Thanks for always checking on me.

Bob

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Char said 3020 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
What a
picture you've painted! There is a joke about several punishments that you can pick for yourself. Behind one door were people who were up to their necks in waste. So the newly arrived penitent chose that one. Then a whistle blew and someone yelled, "Okay break's over, ...back on your knees!" Truth is we can't imagine what retribution there might be. I've just thought it would be separation from love and peace, for eternity. Many of us have some of that here and that is hell. You made me think. Thanks.
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five_extra_arms said 3020 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
Okay break's over!
Yipes!!

As much as life is difficult here, I don't want to imagine eternity "where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched"

Thanks for thinking and for listening.
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echoroom said 3020 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
Hell is fun
Well, t sounds like it. Great grinding bass, this is scary and funny, and I like it a lot. It's really catchy and has a great chord sequence. Kinda wish you sung on it... but the screams are pretty cool.... or hot ...
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five_extra_arms said 3020 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
Irony
Sounds like fun, but then the screams.

I heard in Hell people have posters of Nairobi on their walls.


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lavalamp said 3020 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
DL'ed
DL'ed. Thanks to your record company.
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five_extra_arms said 3020 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
Big Giant Killer Robot Records
It's funny, but they are programmed to please! (That's what they want us to think).

Bono says Hi.
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kingbee said 3020 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
welcome back to hell
Good to see you back doing some stuff.....and what stuff !!
I was trying to link up your explanation with the music and it seems at odds.
The song sounds like some bizarre kids party to me.
We didn't bother hiring a balloon sculptor or a clown..we just filled the pond with petrol, set fire to it and put a water slide next to it.
The kids loved it !!
mad track. Good to have you back.
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cjdaley said 3019 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
Hot!
My grandfather used to say that he wanted to go to hell because that's where all the pretty women are.
Is this piece an allegory of how people walk gaily to their damnation or is it an allegory of howx the lake of fire just feeds a barbecue ?

Great uncanny piece, however, and cool to have you back on business.
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Go_Turtle_Go said 3019 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
fun song
I had to laugh all the way through. The quality and 5ea-signature made me do it:-). as others said, good to see you back. Since I really recognize your songs and structure and because I love all the layers of it, I would love to make a remix. Maybe? In any case, a good show and a definite download, much enjoyed. Thank you for your aural gifts, Bob. Love, Marc
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Feter said 3019 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
Water Slide
welcome back ...I found this guitar line so groovey ...good job
here my friend ...you always bring something genuine to your
music which impressed me ...thnx alot for sharin !!!!
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DarkPlanet said 3019 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
Been in Hell...
...and your right her name was Geena, err... cool song Bob, such happy music for such a hot, painful place...Glad to see your roaming these MJ hills again.
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LunaTrick said 3019 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
Stick around man
Nice grungy track with pixie synth. Sort of Buffalo Tom meets Mike Oldfield. Like it!
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tempie said 3019 days ago (April 17th, 2009)
Get yer cold...
the best thing about this tune are the little melodic bits that wind their way amongst the anguished screams, like beer vendors in the ballpark of hell.

...and you're the wind beneath my wings bro.


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The Infinites said 3019 days ago (April 18th, 2009)
Utterly Scary
It sounds like an unfortunate crowd of Macjammers having to be in the front row at a Spice Girls gig....

Knowing you Bob, I get your thought-provoking side of this - the ying/yang of innocent play against insufferable toil. Or is it REALLY a Spinal Tap song they never picked up from you?

Good work, bro' - interesting concept well executed. I like the fact that you are not shy about posting an experimental track as your first in ages.

Jim

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Relic67 said 3019 days ago (April 18th, 2009)
hilarious
some good laughs there dude.
great circus-y music to go along with the all the suffering.


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Peter Bauckham said 3018 days ago (April 18th, 2009)
Bizarre!
Good to have a new tune from you - totally mad - but great.

Peter
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Vic Holman said 3018 days ago (April 18th, 2009)
you like playing with fire, don'tcha
sure it wasn't enough to just play with the barbeque grill. just watching those little blue flames dance around and searing flesh.

but you had to go and invite all the neighborhood children for a "refreshing dip" in the lapping lava waves of delight.

well sir, I like it, singed hair and all.

so when do we hear the other song?
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ic42 said 3016 days ago (April 20th, 2009)
is hell over the top?
it is a strange feeling, to listen to this. it first creates fear and anguish. then it becomes surreal. then it becomes real again, however it is a different view. it is now a party. people are enjoying a scream. they entertain each other with a bigger scream. a funny face while screaming. many things to scream about, so it is now a good party. what a strange feeling, to hear it now as people enjoying themselves. perhaps it is the music that creates such disorientation. it is a wonderful experiment. perhaps this is a tour boat on the river styx. 0x0
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buckhorn said 3016 days ago (April 21st, 2009)
Fire and brimstone
must have been some sermon. Like the synth bits. Hope yer well. Cheers
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lengold said 3015 days ago (April 22nd, 2009)
Missed you Bob
Love the contradiction between hell and the la la melody. Great post.
Stick around.
Cheers
Len

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Pete_NB said 3015 days ago (April 22nd, 2009)
Surf's Up!
A masterfully crafted juxtaposition of summer frolicking and terror incarnate. Like getting beaten to death with a teddy bear.

Now, where are my trunks?


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Lennon714 said 3007 days ago (April 29th, 2009)
yum
Finally, I can make a comment (See my meek diatribe in the forums). Anyway, you're such a purveyor of the deliciously bizarre. That setup, too. All you need to know is Hondo II bass, RATT pedal and credit card picks.

The song sat on the fence between terrifying and hilarious. Which is a weird sensation. We need you back posting more.

Love the Bible lesson in the comments, too. Horror? Check. Laughter? Check. Good music? Check? Spiritual nourishment? Check. All I need is this page.
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Lennon714 said 3007 days ago (April 29th, 2009)
wow
There is not supposed to be a question mark after the "check" for "good music". No question about it.
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smokey bacon jnr said 3006 days ago (May 1st, 2009)
five extra stars
That sounds like the maddest party ever! You should stick a link to any new songs in your status on Facebook so we can jump straight into any new madness you post. Love the fairground rhythms. Great...
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blindsidedpoets said 2996 days ago (May 11th, 2009)
Water Slide
I love the background sounds, adds a lot of depth! Cool tune :) Sorry if it wasn't meant to make me chuckle, but the imagery is just too good!
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shavingronaldscar said 2994 days ago (May 12th, 2009)
hahahaha
this is goofy as all hell man! diggin it
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saymme said 2994 days ago (May 12th, 2009)
tx !!!
---for the smiles & laughs this I love & just what i 'needed' : ) WONDERFUL !!
Daugrin said 2994 days ago (May 13th, 2009)
Hell?
The thing about hell, unlike say the methane sea on a moon of jupiter or something, is the God thing. I mean eternity without music?

Daugrin
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Doadars Uncle said 2994 days ago (May 13th, 2009)
Sounds like a scream!
If this isn't fun, I know what is! I love the concept and implementation!
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Skean said 2994 days ago (May 13th, 2009)
This is
freaking cool... I loved it... Cheers
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blaky smith said 2980 days ago (May 27th, 2009)
Cool
Sorry Bob, I was absent for a long time and I missed this piece which I discover today with a lot of pleasure...
Marc
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PrototypeEightyOne said 2972 days ago (June 4th, 2009)
yo
fun track, very contradictory, now i see why you chose that route with spitlogic broken a cappella. You made what sounds to be a horrific accident into a fun loving adventure lol..is this just wrong? maybe..lol, but in any case i enjoyed it and liked the what you did here. Its almost as if this song was done from the devils perspective, you know what i mean? you've found humour and enjoyment in peoples demise. I could see satan watching this happen from his throne with a bag of popcorn and a big gulp waiting for the ship to go down with a big smirk on his face as the souls are filtered down to his lair. Very cool loved the contradiction of the music and content.
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Estella said 2945 days ago (June 30th, 2009)
LOL
I believe your cheery synths are the only appropriate thing to accompany those screams of agony, ha ha. Perfect.
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