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A rirght load of dingoes do,a total self piss take and a chance to exhibit how badly i play the didj....only had it e month and can't drone it yet but it makes such funny noises I hasd to give it a blast ...go on jump in and have a larf....
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Uploaded: Jun 13, 2009 - 01:42:59 PM
Last Updated: Jun 13, 2009 - 01:42:59 PM Last Played: Oct 09, 2009 - 04:35:40 PM
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drakonis said 166 days ago (June 13th, 2009)
abo... something...
Lotsa rhythm, and all that razz. What didge hafta go 'n record THAT for?

Are you sure this wasn't recorded just before that children's birthday party... where you put the balloons on the end of the didge? You know how to inflate a balloon, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow. Actually, given the explosion at the end of this recording, I assume you were inflating one of those 10 foot diameter weather balloon animals?

Chris, you always give me the most uncontrollable chuckles... just don't let any REAL didge-players (like Muse-Ritual) hear you taking such silly liberties with their staff. I have heard from experts that you need to get just the right "English" on the didge, to get it to sound right... a kind of "Staff Inflection". Or perhaps I might teach you the art of circular breathing, which I learned for, uh, other endeavors :-)

I'll be smirking all day from this one! Thank you!
ttfn,
Drakonis
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Jarvoid said 166 days ago (June 13th, 2009)
just
hope the didjeridoo police didjeridon't catch up with me then...it was an impulse buy and I do love the sound that proper players make with it...weshall persevere but could not resist having a go...glad you enjoyed in the spirit of sheer fun...and lunacy.

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PockBluesman said 166 days ago (June 13th, 2009)
Lost for words
A mandolin, a didgeridoo and a stick? I'll say it again A mandolin, a didgeridoo and a stick? I'm speechless and thankfull that you haven't got asthma. A flatulent Donkey comes to mind however the nuances of the piece melded some how to make another Jarvoid original that begs to be enjoyed. You've done it again mate.
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Jarvoid said 166 days ago (June 13th, 2009)
Well
be fair...it was Two sticks...no not Pooh Sticks..Two sticks,go on laugh...thats what it was for....cheers
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mowguy3 said 166 days ago (June 13th, 2009)
Bud
You missed your meds again dident you? I have no idea what to say. On one hand for only having the damn thing a month, you are a quick learn. and to use a stick, well... screw it. I am sitting here, no one in the house, laughing so hard i have tears. You are the man!!!
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Jarvoid said 166 days ago (June 13th, 2009)
Mowguy
you're the best...thanks for trying to get a few more people to this farty party, I hope you didn't disgrace yourself wit laughing too much,at our age you can you know.Cheers once again.Breathless and having fun....

Jarv o i d
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sloparts said 166 days ago (June 13th, 2009)
Watch out Chris or that Dingo's
gonna bite you on the arse. What a hoot this is. I agree with Russ about you missing your meds again my friend, but that's okay we all understand about that missing meds stuff, if you get my drift.

Love it when you get to the end and cut the big one on the didg, and then it sounds like you dropped it on the floor. Got me laughing my arse off here, and totally and completely entertained by this one.

Bravo Maestro

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sloparts said 166 days ago (June 13th, 2009)
Just so you know,
I downloaded this one for blackmail material at a later time. ;-)

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Jarvoid said 166 days ago (June 13th, 2009)
Actually
I collapsed due to stars in front of my eyes........not really but it was the only way to finish !

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Jarvoid said 166 days ago (June 13th, 2009)
really
glad you enjoyed,sometimes you do stuff like this and hope to hell the real musicians know that taking the mick is a form of flattery and respect....and you wonder how it will be reeived,phew,got away with this one,so far! 80)

Jarvoid
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apb said 166 days ago (June 13th, 2009)
Hehehehe "..but ..

..Emily loved him" ;o) .. it made me think of the Bagpuss theme .. but bluesy .. man that cat needs to stay off the beans. Marvelously funny .. comedy par flatulence... bit hissy .. or windy .. can't really decide ;o)
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Jarvoid said 166 days ago (June 13th, 2009)
Bagpuss
you got me there....I was going more for Rolf Harris on half speed...but didn't even get there...if it put a smile on your face, Job Done, glad you had a chuckle....cheers mate.

Jarvoid
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Feter said 166 days ago (June 13th, 2009)
Didjeriblues
Man...this is like ol time rag time blues jammin at the corner of an alley ...
its summer time and its hard to stay awake at the afternoon ..man this is a hoot!
thnx alot for sharin !!!!
Jarvoid said 166 days ago (June 13th, 2009)
Man
my first reply didn't take....bum,a jam is definitely what this has got me into,the didjeridoo police are after me.......Thanks bud,hope it hit a chucklespot.

Jarvoid
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Calchas said 166 days ago (June 13th, 2009)
I used to play like this...
...every time I ate at Taco bell! Ha ha...

You're really quite mad, aren't you Chris? MY kind of guy!

Be well friend!
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Jarvoid said 166 days ago (June 13th, 2009)
Mad?...Mad?
we've got lumps and lumps of it round the back.


Jarvoid
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Char said 166 days ago (June 13th, 2009)
Hah Hah Hah......
What a wonderful Didge You didn't do right by, but it came out a gas, anyway. Love it. Love you.
Way! Thanks, kiddo!
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Jarvoid said 166 days ago (June 14th, 2009)
Well
at least I be original......get it...I be original...Abor....I be or...oh,please yourself ! !Glad you had gas...no ,no,a gas ,a gas...I forgot that you guys call windypops having gas.....
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magnatone said 166 days ago (June 13th, 2009)
LOL LOL LOL
GOBSMACKED!!!
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Jarvoid said 166 days ago (June 14th, 2009)
There you
go,spot on we'll make an honourary cock-a-knee of you yet young Magna..or a yorkie...I,mnot getting any deeper into this county partite business...don't want to upset the southern softies...doh... from a big yorkshire pudding......

80) >peace
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davisamerica said 166 days ago (June 14th, 2009)
you
made me spew coffee out my nose .... it didn't make any musical noise tho .... You are insane and that is a good thing i think!
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Jarvoid said 165 days ago (June 14th, 2009)
Wow
whoops and sorry 'bout that.This piece of nonsense has been received in the spirit I hoped it would be...just for a laff,hope Crocodile Dundee don't find out about it though.....

Jarvoid
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damiengh said 166 days ago (June 14th, 2009)
A Cyclical Gas Event
You crack me up man, but at the same time, this tune stands up as a unique piece that works. It is so laid back like a deflated helium balloon at an after-after-after party.

Kind of reminds me of the friendly, sit around the campfire "bean scene" in the Mel Brooks movie Blazing Saddles.

Pass me another plate of this stuff, it's full of love.
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Jarvoid said 165 days ago (June 14th, 2009)
Why is it
that us guys just love farty gags and our other halves look on disapprovingly? It is the mystery of the age......Thanks for giving this a fair go.


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Andy-bm said 166 days ago (June 14th, 2009)
Here's an interesting fact:
Snoring
A 2005 study in the British Medical Journal found that learning and practising the didgeridoo helped reduce snoring and sleep apnea, as well as daytime sleepiness. This appears to work by strengthening muscles in the upper airway, thus reducing their tendency to collapse during sleep.

Hope this helps...LOL
Jarvoid said 165 days ago (June 14th, 2009)
Hmmmm
judging by my efforts I don't think I will ever stop snoring then....Interesting little factoid though Andy.

Cheers Jarvoid
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Rocha Malhada said 166 days ago (June 14th, 2009)
a least
you can brag about your "long woody" now. It's really amazing.

. - Harold
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Jarvoid said 165 days ago (June 14th, 2009)
I think that
there is definitely room for improvement...and I might record it in the bathroom if I do another one...which I might....so be afraid....

'it's really amazing' didjer think so ! !?



arf arf arf
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lengold said 165 days ago (June 15th, 2009)
You are
a true 'one off' (in the nicest sense) Chris. Great fun.
Cheers
Len

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Jarvoid said 164 days ago (June 15th, 2009)
Oh dear
Thanks Len.I have had some fun with this one and so have a few other peeps by the sound of it...good good good that's what we're here for.....80)
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sheilad said 164 days ago (June 15th, 2009)
so well played
it brought tears to my eyes! I seriously enjoyed your talent!
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Jarvoid said 154 days ago (June 25th, 2009)
Have a
hanky on me and cease your weeping....but then again it is pretty dire!!!
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SJB said 163 days ago (June 17th, 2009)
Well....
Oh Jarvoid what a blast! Best thing I've heard for ages. You do know you have to blow down it rather fart down it!
Give us another rendition soon.
Cheers
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Jarvoid said 154 days ago (June 25th, 2009)
What?
You mean I have it all wrong...that accounts for why I was frogmarched out of the shop when I tried it out for size.....Rats!! Well spotted Steve !
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VicDiesel said 153 days ago (June 27th, 2009)
Whimsical
In a couple of places it actually sounds like a didge. In the others I'm laughing too hard to tell.....

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Jarvoid said 153 days ago (June 27th, 2009)
Sadly it
is a real Didjeridoo,doubly sadly I haven't quite got the hang !!
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SlideOfHand said 151 days ago (June 28th, 2009)
I love this
Your didge is a little.... lackluster.... but that makes it all the more better. I nearly spit out what I was drinking LOL. Great job:)
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Jarvoid said 151 days ago (June 28th, 2009)
Yes, I am
sorry about that I should have put a 'No beverage should be imbibed while listening' warning on this . Very remiss of me.


80)
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kassia said 124 days ago (July 25th, 2009)
i have never
laughed so hard in my entire life. you are a genius.
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