Grampsta Rappa

My first attempt at hip hop.I played bass and guitar and rapped (it feels odd even typing that), GarageBand did the rest. It was meant as a joke but I had a great time and enjoyed the process much more than I thought I would. I became a grandfather for the first time two weeks ago. I really tried to get it finished for father's day so I could put it up here but father's day was filled with time well spent with my daughters and my mom and the new one. This song is dedicated to my granddaughter Eva.

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So I'm grandmaster daddy and I'll try to make it fit
I know I'm getting old but not about to quit
Got rogaine under lid and viagra in the pocket
I can go all night like a multi stage rocket

When I babysit I'll feed her candy all day
Let her stay up late and have her own way
Then it's story time about nuclear bombs
She'll be spittin' pea soup when I send her home to moms

You can call me grumpy you can call me pappy
You can call me what you want I won't change no nappy
Got a dog that barks and he just won't quit
Sees imaginary squirrels and eats his own s

The days spread on like luke warm butter
If I get too bored I pull out my putter
This growing old is not so hard
Hey you kids get out of my yard

I'm a hip pop on the flip flop, I'm a hip pop on the flip flop
I'm a hip pop on the flip flop, I'm a hip pop on the flip flop

This progeny that came from me
Has altered my psychology
Got my shorts down low and my pants up high
My shirts tucked in but I don't know why

I'm a hip pop on the flip flop, I'm a hip pop on the flip flop
I'm a hip pop on the flip flop, I'm a hip pop on the flip flop

So I'm grandmaster daddy and I'll try to make it fit
I know I'm getting old but not about to quit
Got rogaine under lid and viagra in the pocket
I can go all night like a multi stage rocket

I'm a hip pop on the flip flop, I'm a hip pop on the flip flop
I'm a hip pop on the flip flop, I'm a hip pop on the flip flop

You can call me grumpy you can call me pappy
You can call me what you want I won't change no nappy
Got a dog that barks and he just won't quit
Sees imaginary squirrels and eats his own s

I'm a hip pop on the flip flop, I'm a hip pop on the flip flop
I'm a hip pop on the flip flop, I'm a hip pop on the flip flop

The days spread on like luke warm butter
If I get too bored I pull out my putter
This growing old is not so hard

I'm a hip pop on the flip flop, this growing old is not so hard
I'm a hip pop on the flip flop, this growing old is not so hard

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Uploaded: Jun 23, 2009 - 02:08:07 PM
Last Updated: Jun 24, 2009 - 02:06:01 AM Last Played: Oct 29, 2009 - 02:12:26 PM

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