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I've Never Seen...

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Jarvoid

 Genre: Country-Western
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Rude 'W' word contained herein....but tastefully.....My idea of a Boom-Chicken Song....you'll get the drift......I owe the inspiration for the idea to Rick( PB Man) who when he heard the original tune said 'I've never seen...'and the rest is history and bacon butties......
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Hits: 338
Comments: 25
Fans: 11
Plays: 40
Downloads: 14
Votes: 2
Uploaded: Jul 07, 2009 - 02:24:29 PM
Last Updated: Jul 07, 2009 - 02:24:29 PM Last Played: Nov 23, 2009 - 11:31:15 AM
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V'ax , Yammy keyboard , Mando and me grunting.................
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Comments
Feter said 142 days ago (July 7th, 2009)
I've Never Seen.
this is a cool track my friend ...loved the vocal works so ...man ...
just a great front porch song ...this is a fine jammin ..thnx alot for
sharin !!!!
Jarvoid said 141 days ago (July 8th, 2009)
Cheers me
old mucker...I don't really know how this one happened ...it just did!!
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PockBluesman said 142 days ago (July 7th, 2009)
You mad man
This is my fav one ever you nutty old sod it's brilliant what can I say I loved the line of I've seen a turkey in a waist coat. Love it mate what can I say and thanks for the tribute to the lyrics but this is all yours and no one on this planet could have pulled it off like you. Can't stop giggling

Maybe I'm biased as I was there but I loved it then and I do now it's pure Jarvo
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Jarvoid said 141 days ago (July 8th, 2009)
Well
it's partly your fault,I'm not taking all the blame......
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Rocha Malhada said 142 days ago (July 7th, 2009)
's an echo in 'ere?
What was that potion I 'ad? Be back tomorrow

. - Harold
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Rocha Malhada said 142 days ago (July 7th, 2009)
Outstandin
Lahk a farmer in 'is field

. - Harold
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Jarvoid said 141 days ago (July 8th, 2009)
Yes for some
reason two voices sound better than just one of me ....I really don't know how ..not so flat ,but I am buggered if I can sing in synch with meself.....
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mowguy3 said 142 days ago (July 7th, 2009)
You are a sick man
How do you come up with this stuff? Honestly A chicken in a vest. I just came in from work what a way to start the evening. A Jarvo chuckle. You are one of a kind guy. Thanks again for the smile. Hey you lost you'r stick!!
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Jarvoid said 141 days ago (July 8th, 2009)
The smile
is the best news for me...now where did I put that bloody stick?
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lengold said 141 days ago (July 8th, 2009)
Country
and Veston. What a strange mind you have. Unique.
Cheers
Len

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Jarvoid said 141 days ago (July 8th, 2009)
Country and Veston
indeedy,oooh thats a good'un..and I have the strange mind.....well yes I possibly do.I am led to believe that some people take chemicals to achieve a mind like mine.Strange.
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T_Being_esq said 141 days ago (July 8th, 2009)
Jarvoid
Very odd and funny. You should get together with John Shuttleworth, you know the guy on the Yorkshire Tea ads at the min.
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Jarvoid said 141 days ago (July 8th, 2009)
Is that the guy
in the potting shed wi' keyboard? Would Britain be ready?
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sloparts said 141 days ago (July 8th, 2009)
Damn Chris
I was just getting ready to post this song, but you beat me to it. What a hoot, and you say I'm sick, man get real.

I'm assuming you've stopped taking you meds again. Anything I can do to help" , Let me know and I'll probably forget it, But it's the thought that counts.

What a fun ride Chris. Ya gotta love this one, and strangely, I do.

A++
Ed
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Jarvoid said 138 days ago (July 11th, 2009)
Sorry bout that
great minds etc but he who snoozes, loozes...I think I may be beyond help.....in fact I am sure....Thanks anyway for the offer. 80)
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davisamerica said 140 days ago (July 9th, 2009)
actually
i have seen a chicken in a vest ..does that count?? you are quiet mad.
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Jarvoid said 138 days ago (July 11th, 2009)
String vest,T shirt
or a singlet....now think carefully,it is important you know?
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Calchas said 139 days ago (July 10th, 2009)
Come to think of it...
...I haven't seen one either. What are the odds? Ha ha...

Like eating gumbo and tok-ing on a spliff on the back porch. Big fun!

Be well man!
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Jarvoid said 138 days ago (July 11th, 2009)
A large
portion of deranged lunacy is what I reccomend,on a weekly basis....

Thanks for the listen..
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egobandit said 139 days ago (July 10th, 2009)
grits
and johnny cash a great great song!
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Jarvoid said 138 days ago (July 11th, 2009)
Johnny Cash ! well
I guess it is Boom - Chicken 80) nice one mateglad you enjoyed.

See ya later.
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magnatone said 107 days ago (August 11th, 2009)
Never Seen
How'd i miss THIS little treasure???
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Jarvoid said 105 days ago (August 13th, 2009)
Thanks for
hopefully having a pitying little chuckle........Jarvo
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awigze said 107 days ago (August 11th, 2009)
headless chicken
crazy. ever hear of the living headless chicken
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Jarvoid said 105 days ago (August 13th, 2009)
Yes
they get elected to serve in government and run around in ever decreasing circles.......
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Country music, also called country and western music or country-western, is an amalgam of popular musical forms developed in the Southern United States, with roots in traditional folk music, Celtic Music, Blues, Gospel music, and Old-time music. Howe

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