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One day, once upon a time there was this guy, his name was danny. We might have been drinking, i dont recall, but he started erasing his old voicemails while i was recording. We decided to mic it, and make a tribute to all our friends. Its pretty chill and then kicks you in the face in the end.
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Lyrics
Hey Danny its your mother....
Hey poopy pants Danny the manny oooh help me..
Something about an elephant asshole, haha, i didnt mean to call you an asshole , asshole, keep listening to me say youre an asshole, youre still an asshole, asshole, fuck you....
Hey Danny, this is serious, i really sound like a hippie, i just umm, my phone is cutting out
Hey fucker, its chelsey, do you remember me, cuz i havent talked to you in a long time but its my fucking birthday and i was gonna see what your doing...umm cuz
Hey its your Mommie
Hello danny carlson, its heidi, ahh, ur fones not working, but uhhh maybe ill try ur house fone
Autobot scouts have detected deceptcon forces moving into Minnesota, you must warn eveyone you know,
Rrrr peice of shit, you wake me up and dont even answer my call back. Go fuck youself.
Hey yo smurf, its Brett, i got on here but i didnt get ughhhh...
Hey dan thanks for the brithday wish, we have lots to talk about, Im working nights now
Me, drunk dialing and unable to make out what i said..
Hey mr carlson, just got out of court earlier, thought id give yo a call, did preetyy well in there, was gonna se whats going on, I did meet a cute court register tho, she said her name was Gloria (dannys mom) hehehe
Hey yo DC its smurf, i guess you must have took off, i guess ill
Answer your goddamn fone ho-bag (me)
Mr, Carlson, we are just confirming your order for two plastic asses you were buying, umm they will be delivered tomorrow between nine and ten am . Have a good night mr carlson.
Jesus you fucking fairy, answer your fone. Rise and shine mother fucker( me)
Hey dan, this is shawn, just seeing what you are doing, just seeing if you are back yet. Im listening OZZFEST LIVE ON SERIOUS SATELLLITE RADIO... OGGHHHH SOO GROWLIN!!!!!
Youll call me right back? yeah right you butt fucker, me and lindemeyer are standing at your front door tryig to break into your fucking house, and we're doing it, cuz were fucking italian job people, and we know how to break in, but we dont know where the keys is, so we are either brutes, or we'll knock down the fucking door. Did you hear that shit we're busting the fucking door in. You are a pussy chaser. Lindemyer hates you and i think you are a pusssy chaser.
Hey you son of a bitch you waked away with my glasses, if i dont end up with my glasses, your kneees are gonna get broken. Just thought i'd let you know.
Danny you are a mother effer effer fufuuer fuffer fufer, are you comin here becase i dont now where the f bomb it is, so if you realy wanna go there..
Danny you are a mothereffer, why dont you answer your fone, why dont you answer your fucking phone
Hey Ludwig, its Duck, gimme a call, seeing if you wanna go golfinn tomorrow
Umm hey danny, its josie, i was jus wondering if maybe like..
resaved, end of mesages, main menu, to listen to your messages,
DANNY, YOU ARE A MOTHER EFFER!
DANNY, YOU ARE A MOTHER EFFER!
Hey poopy pants Danny the manny oooh help me..
Something about an elephant asshole, haha, i didnt mean to call you an asshole , asshole, keep listening to me say youre an asshole, youre still an asshole, asshole, fuck you....
Hey Danny, this is serious, i really sound like a hippie, i just umm, my phone is cutting out
Hey fucker, its chelsey, do you remember me, cuz i havent talked to you in a long time but its my fucking birthday and i was gonna see what your doing...umm cuz
Hey its your Mommie
Hello danny carlson, its heidi, ahh, ur fones not working, but uhhh maybe ill try ur house fone
Autobot scouts have detected deceptcon forces moving into Minnesota, you must warn eveyone you know,
Rrrr peice of shit, you wake me up and dont even answer my call back. Go fuck youself.
Hey yo smurf, its Brett, i got on here but i didnt get ughhhh...
Hey dan thanks for the brithday wish, we have lots to talk about, Im working nights now
Me, drunk dialing and unable to make out what i said..
Hey mr carlson, just got out of court earlier, thought id give yo a call, did preetyy well in there, was gonna se whats going on, I did meet a cute court register tho, she said her name was Gloria (dannys mom) hehehe
Hey yo DC its smurf, i guess you must have took off, i guess ill
Answer your goddamn fone ho-bag (me)
Mr, Carlson, we are just confirming your order for two plastic asses you were buying, umm they will be delivered tomorrow between nine and ten am . Have a good night mr carlson.
Jesus you fucking fairy, answer your fone. Rise and shine mother fucker( me)
Hey dan, this is shawn, just seeing what you are doing, just seeing if you are back yet. Im listening OZZFEST LIVE ON SERIOUS SATELLLITE RADIO... OGGHHHH SOO GROWLIN!!!!!
Youll call me right back? yeah right you butt fucker, me and lindemeyer are standing at your front door tryig to break into your fucking house, and we're doing it, cuz were fucking italian job people, and we know how to break in, but we dont know where the keys is, so we are either brutes, or we'll knock down the fucking door. Did you hear that shit we're busting the fucking door in. You are a pussy chaser. Lindemyer hates you and i think you are a pusssy chaser.
Hey you son of a bitch you waked away with my glasses, if i dont end up with my glasses, your kneees are gonna get broken. Just thought i'd let you know.
Danny you are a mother effer effer fufuuer fuffer fufer, are you comin here becase i dont now where the f bomb it is, so if you realy wanna go there..
Danny you are a mothereffer, why dont you answer your fone, why dont you answer your fucking phone
Hey Ludwig, its Duck, gimme a call, seeing if you wanna go golfinn tomorrow
Umm hey danny, its josie, i was jus wondering if maybe like..
resaved, end of mesages, main menu, to listen to your messages,
DANNY, YOU ARE A MOTHER EFFER!
DANNY, YOU ARE A MOTHER EFFER!
Aphrodisiac
Another song about Danny? Clearly he is the punching bag of the group. This is hilarious. Love the Deathlok trip at the end. You are getting some amazing tones with your guitar. Oh yeah, I almost forgot... Fuck you Danny Carlson!