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What the Health Insurance Industry would say.. If they couldn't lie
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Health Insurance Anthem
We're the Health insurance industry; it's healing that we sell.
We cash your check and take your bucks while you are feeling well.
We promise you to pick up the tab if ever you get sick,
But when you do, we'll give to you the short end of the stick!

It's true the bucks you pay create obscene amounts of wealth.
But face it pal, we didn't start this business for your health!
We satisfy the stockholders to whom we are beholden
And we don't pay for funerals, so Oh my God, we're GOLDEN!

CHORUS!!
You'll get your health care When we get our share,
you'll get no help till we get our bread.
So Just get off it. we're here for Profit.
If you don't like it, you can drop dead!

We're very careful nowadays to choose our words with care
so when we screw the uninsured no one will be aware
So now we say the future of the uninsured will be:
They save a lot on premiums and soon they'll be Life Free!

The things they've said about us have just cut us like a knife!
'Cause you know we're believers in the sacred right to life.
We're working hard to guarantee a better world in which
We have the right to life for both the unborn and the rich.

You'll get your health care When we get our share.
You'll get no help till we get our bread
So stop resisting. we're pre-existing!
If you don't like it, you can drop dead!
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Uploaded: Nov 29, 2009 - 07:35:24 AM
Last Updated: Mar 19, 2010 - 07:54:07 PM Last Played: Dec 08, 2017 - 07:49:44 AM
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dave_b said 2939 days ago (November 29th, 2009)
Health Insurance Anthem
Sad but true. Wickedly funny at the same time. This song would work perfectly with one of those Jib-Jab style of animations.
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Sudra said 2938 days ago (November 30th, 2009)
I love this kinda stuff....
I used to love watching Mark Russell do this kind of thing on tv now and again. Humor takes the heat out of the issue, which, in this case, is still being mangled by our representatives. Well done.
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PockBluesman said 2841 days ago (March 7th, 2010)
great
Witty and satirical just great. I loved it
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