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Pickup Line



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This is humorous song in which I make fun of my horrible pickup line skills.
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Please pardon me for um a moment excuse me for interrupting
But I could not help but notice the fact
That your symmetry is pleasing to my aesthetic sense
That is to say that I think you're.. pretty cute

And I believe it would be mutually beneficial to perhaps maybe
Get to know each other a little better
For the purpose and eventual goal of maybe being together
That is to say, Hello, it's nice to meet you

And I realize that maybe someone with your beauty may not be interested
In a person such as myself
As I am certainly not like a uh male model or anything like that
That is to say I guess I am a pretty decent guy I think if you uh get to know me

I mean hey that's fine if you're uh not interested or uh maybe
you're a lesbian or something like that, that's cool I guess
And I see now that your uh friends are scowling at me so uh
Pardon me for the uh interruption please resume whatever you were doing before I came over here
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Hits: 1931
Comments: 9
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Plays: 141
Downloads: 77
Votes: 1
Uploaded: Apr 12, 2010 - 09:19:32 PM
Last Updated: Apr 12, 2010 - 09:28:14 PM Last Played: Oct 29, 2015 - 01:31:47 AM
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davisamerica said 2689 days ago (April 13th, 2010)
how are those lines working for you? (lol) My tact went along something like.."ummm... you wouldn't want to go out with me .... would ya?" Seriously .... had me grinning.
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TheReverendAG said 2688 days ago (April 13th, 2010)
It's not quite having the desired results, hah.
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hackneybloke said 2688 days ago (April 14th, 2010)
pick up
excellent. you see if you were gay you wouldn't have to go through this - you'd just keep asking for a fuck and after a few minutes someone would say, "yeah...sounds cool...your place or mine?".
however, in the meantime...this is a neat creation.

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tempie said 2687 days ago (April 14th, 2010)
your symmetry is pleasing
witty. i like the self deprecating approach. kind of the the judd apatow of indie pop tunes. the curse of the decent guy. very cool dude.
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DirtyWinston said 2686 days ago (April 15th, 2010)
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lavalamp said 2670 days ago (May 2nd, 2010)
like this a lot
Glad I found this. Like your style.
Great idea for a song.

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Six-Nail-Coffin said 2525 days ago (September 23rd, 2010)
This is fantastic. Reminds me a bit of They Might Be Giants! in the songwriting. Sweet, we've all been there before.
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ic42 said 2525 days ago (September 24th, 2010)
Love it, the awkward desire to uh, interject... This song really gets that feeling across beautifully and painfully, well done!
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VillageIdiot said 2464 days ago (November 24th, 2010)
... and of course the reason why most heterosexual men play instruments is in the hope that some woman will think they're deep.

A beautifully delivered thing. Love it.
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