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Bitch Slapped


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fasteddie

 Genre: Hard Rock

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This is all fun and adventure.

PRS Mira Guitar
Mesa Boogie 5/50 Express 2X12 Amp
Peavey VYPYR 120 2X12 amp with 6L6 tubes
American Deluxe P bass
Presonus BlueTube Preamp for vocals
Sterling Audio ST55 condenser mic
Drums programmed in Reason
Testical clamps for those high notes
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Lyrics
Bitch Slapped

Hey man so you understand
I’m the one with the upper hand
I think you had better chill
You need to obey my will

So you’re think that you’re the man
I think that there’s another plan
You’re doing all my dirty deeds
Taking care of all my greedy needs

(chorus)
Don’t get out of line
This is my time
I’d watch your back Jack
Cause you’ll get your ass bitch slapped

If you serve and don’t complain
You’ll be well and free from pain
If you intrude upon my scene
The fury will be so obscene

Do you need to remember bro?
Of what you should already know
If I say jump you say how high
Just do it and don’t ask me why

(chorus)

You’re my bitch
You’re my bitch
You’re my bitch
You’re my bitch…

Think you’ll have a piece of my deal?
Think that your chances are pretty damned real?
You’re my bitch so get that straight
Hey man that’s just your fate

Bitch slapped to put you down
You need some time upon the ground
You are my bitch and that’s a fact
I’ll bust your ass so break your back

(chorus)
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Fans: 24
Plays: 161
Downloads: 93

Uploaded: Jul 24, 2010 - 02:16:27 PM
Last Updated: Jul 24, 2010 - 02:22:19 PM Last Played: Apr 18, 2017 - 11:54:44 PM
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RAVENS said 2495 days ago (July 24th, 2010)
Wow
Your guitar playing is seriously amazing! Have to say, I love those lyrics. Your voice sounds great, this song rocks! Make sure you release those TC's or your goods, won't be good no more! ;-)

That pic, too funny!

RAVEN ;-)
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fasteddie said 2495 days ago (July 24th, 2010)
Thanks Dani
You rock! Thanks for having a listen and for the comments. I have released the TC's and life is good once again.

I love Elvis impersonators. I was looking for a good chinese one but couldn't find one. I had to settle for the guy who's pants are just a fuzz too tight.
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michaeljayklein said 2495 days ago (July 24th, 2010)
Even more...
..seriously astonishing! This takes off and never lets good--what focused energy you have on this Mike! Sheesh! You are continually outdoing yourself around here lately--this was tops! PS: I think that shlub in the Elvis apparel is ALREADY wearing TCs, but I'd rather not focus too much on that picture! Great job--and thanks for sharing, Michael
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fasteddie said 2495 days ago (July 24th, 2010)
Thanks Michael
for having a listen. I've decided to put a little more effort in my productions. The problem is that the Ritalin usually wears off too quickly and I get bored of hearing the same song over and over again.
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michaeljayklein said 2495 days ago (July 24th, 2010)
PS
I meant say "never lets go"--that was one of my better typos though! Thanks again Mike--if this keeps up,your next one will blow the roof off over here!
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fasteddie said 2494 days ago (July 25th, 2010)
You
crack me up Michael. Shlub! That's funny!
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rok41 said 2495 days ago (July 24th, 2010)
In your face!
I like it...a bit of a Rob Zombie feel...as always, great guitar progressions! Love the breakdown and the bass tone! Nice one bro!
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fasteddie said 2495 days ago (July 24th, 2010)
Thanks man for having a listen
My P bass has EMG active picups. It gives it a jazz bass tone. I like that. SOmeday I'll get a real Jazz bass.
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dave_b said 2495 days ago (July 24th, 2010)
Bitch Slapped
Most excellent slashing rectifried goodness. I'd like to play this one over my car loudspeakers during rush, but gotta wait until I get the armor plating installed.
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fasteddie said 2495 days ago (July 24th, 2010)
Thanks dave
for having a listen. This time it was all PRS. There wasn't any room for a strat. I didn't let up much in this song did I?
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alackbass said 2495 days ago (July 24th, 2010)
Bitch Slapped
More metal mayhem from MJ's own Motorhead! Beat me harder Eddie. Love the chromatic chords and the dual lead guitars.

That picture is so wrong in so many ways.
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fasteddie said 2495 days ago (July 24th, 2010)
Thanks
Andrew for having a listen. Leave it to a guitarist to pick up the chromatic chords. I also added tons of 5ths between the guitar parts in the rundowns. Sometime that gets a little confusing. It made me confused a couple of times when I was trying to get the parts right.
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Moviz said 2494 days ago (July 25th, 2010)
Michael
you sure do utilize all those Amps, guitars, drums in your list, to the best of your abilities and always come up trumps with your sound and performance. Love the tongue in cheek lyrics too, great performance, regards M
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fasteddie said 2494 days ago (July 25th, 2010)
Thanks M
For having a listen to this mad insanity. Thanks for the comments as well.
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moorlandt said 2494 days ago (July 25th, 2010)
impressive
Pretty amazing brew of splendid guitar and smashing vocals. Never tried those testical clamps myself, but I'll seriously think about it :-) Great production on this, mate. I'm absolutely impressed.
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fasteddie said 2494 days ago (July 25th, 2010)
Thanks Walter
for having a listen. I'm still learning all about mixing and mastering but I come up with some new tricks about every song.

Could have been is really great BTW!
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guygrooves said 2494 days ago (July 25th, 2010)
Balls to the wall
Rock&Roll... just the way I like it bro.
Peace
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fasteddie said 2494 days ago (July 25th, 2010)
Thanks guy
thats a great compliment coming from a fellow rocker!
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Symphony101 said 2494 days ago (July 25th, 2010)
Cool
Great tune, guitar work, vocals my friend.
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fasteddie said 2494 days ago (July 25th, 2010)
Thanks
for having a listen and for the comments. I always appreciate it.
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Vic Holman said 2494 days ago (July 25th, 2010)
ha ha
testical clamps, that's a new one.

slammin track Michael...... balls to the wall.
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fasteddie said 2492 days ago (July 27th, 2010)
Thanks Vic
for having a listen. I wrote the song with the intention that every lick would be as heavy as I could conjure up. Sometimes that works sometimes it doesn't. The bridge lets up a bit though.
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ted23 said 2493 days ago (July 26th, 2010)
Love your tone?
What's your secret? Mic'ing my amp never gets good results.
Anyway.... Another cracker man. Loving the vocal additions in there like the little spoken parts.
Your drumming is great and you really know when to hold back and then let fly again.
Nice ine
fasteddie said 2492 days ago (July 27th, 2010)
Thanks Ed
I think a lot of the tone is the amp. The Mesa Boogie has a really even tone. The tracks look like thick straight lines with no varience on the clips. Also, I think that I found the sweet spot on mic placement. I put the mic towards the edge of the speaker and angle it so that its perpendicular to the speaker surface.

What kind of amp do you use? Marshall by chance?
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ted23 said 2490 days ago (July 29th, 2010)
I
used to have an old marshall jcm 800 combo which was great but a bit noisy. I never recorded with it though. Angels don't cry was recorded using my line 6 pod jcm800 emulation.
All my songs are recorded direct as I just can't find that sweet spot. When I jam with my buddies these days I use my orange dual terror with cab loaded with a couple of celestion vintage 30's. A really cool amp and for me way better than the old Marshall. I'd love to record it properly.
tempie said 2493 days ago (July 26th, 2010)
truck nutz!
that bridge with the shaft 'you're my bitch' refrain is righteous. and dude your playing is getting insanely good. i've played this 5 or 6 times and i'm still hearing new stuff.
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fasteddie said 2492 days ago (July 27th, 2010)
Thanks man!
For having a listen and then some. I kind of spent some time on this one adding a few doo dads here and there to make the tracks more interesting. I tried not to overdo the effects and spoken parts so that they were kind of surprizes in the song. I'm not sure if the duel lead worked so well though. It seems kind of loose for a sec or two.
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michaelkoppenheffer said 2493 days ago (July 26th, 2010)
this whole song is classic, but the bridge....
...adds a weirdly Barry White note to the proceedings that takes this tune even further over the top. Makes me want to stalk around looking for someone to intimidate--which I guess is the point. I should logoff before I get an adrenaline overdose...
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fasteddie said 2492 days ago (July 27th, 2010)
Michael
That is so funny... Going out to intimidate somebody! The Barry White comparison is awesome! I always liked Barry White. This song was intentionally over the top. I'm glad it made the grade.
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Daugrin said 2493 days ago (July 26th, 2010)
Eddie Delivers
I can't do this, but I'm glad you did. I feel so much better!

Daug
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fasteddie said 2492 days ago (July 27th, 2010)
Thanks Daug
I'm not quite sure why I do it either. I'm going to loose what few friends I have if I keep at this for any length of time.
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Reggie_Pole said 2493 days ago (July 26th, 2010)
Dedicated to your art
Testicle clamps. Ouch. No ... don't make me think about it anymore. I was laughing during the "you're my bitch" sequence. A sense of humor mixed in with the testosteronic histrionics. And such a charming and inspiring photo. Rockin' cool guitar work with an aggressive driving beat. Great job. Way to go!
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fasteddie said 2492 days ago (July 27th, 2010)
I'm going to lay
off the testical clamps for a while. I'll just keep the vox low. Thanks for having a listen and for taking the time to comment. Much appreciated. Oh yeah, "charming" is exactly the adjective I was searching for when thinking about the art work.
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Spiderland said 2492 days ago (July 27th, 2010)
man o man
this has a searing tone. Great production and song writing on this one mike! The riffs are genius and the lyrics are classic Fast Eddie. Filled with humor and entertaining subject matter. This is one of my favorites from you. Sounds amazing man great job. I can't wait to collab with you again sometime. I haven't been on macjams in a while...
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fasteddie said 2492 days ago (July 27th, 2010)
Thanks Christian
for dropping by man. All I hope is that I don't sound too dated. I know that my influences are pretty old so that tends to make my music sound that way too.
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fasteddie said 2492 days ago (July 27th, 2010)
Oh yeah
And we definitely need to finish the AK47 jam session.
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lengold said 2492 days ago (July 27th, 2010)
WOW
That rocks.
Cheers
Len

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fasteddie said 2492 days ago (July 27th, 2010)
Thanks Len
You are a real trooper for always listening to my insanity.
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Catalina22 said 2492 days ago (July 27th, 2010)
Adventure and Fun
You're right . . . . this was a lot of fun! It actually sounded really clean, I thought, for the kind/genre of song it was--it really sounded good with clear lyrics. Thanks! Oh, be careful with those TCs--don't go too crazy with the high notes, now. :)
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fasteddie said 2492 days ago (July 27th, 2010)
Hey thanks
for dropping by. I feel bad that you had to hear this fully off the wall over the top madness. Thanks for the nice comments. I try to keep my licks and lyrics tight and clean but it's so easy to get loose at that tempo. You are very kind.
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Calchas said 2491 days ago (July 28th, 2010)
That is one disgusting photo!
But the tune kicks royal ass Michael!

Be well friend!
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fasteddie said 2488 days ago (July 31st, 2010)
Thanks Michael
for having a listen. Sorry about the photo. I should have worn better fitting pants. Ha ha!
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RobLeBanc said 2491 days ago (July 28th, 2010)
FAT
ass guitar playing dude, but I really could have passed on the fat ass Elvis with a moose knuckle pic!Wow! Great production as usual, tight and nasty!
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fasteddie said 2488 days ago (July 31st, 2010)
Thanks Robby
for dropping by and having a listen to this mayhem. I'll have to pick it up next time.

Dig your new one!
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perceptualvortex said 2490 days ago (July 29th, 2010)
Bitch
This is a rockin tune, nice going. I especially dig the guitar playing and metal sound from 1990. Also, great work programming those drums. Ass kicking.
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fasteddie said 2488 days ago (July 31st, 2010)
Thanks man
I'm trying to get away from the 90s metal sound but it's a hard habit to break.
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Bob6stringer said 2489 days ago (July 30th, 2010)
YEEEEEE HOOOOOEY!!!!!
Dammit, you know how to have fun on a guitar. dLove the super powercrunchy giutars, especially those riff-breaks. All that and a Monster Elvis Cameltoe--YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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fasteddie said 2488 days ago (July 31st, 2010)
B6s
You know that I put that photo up just for you.

I've got to get me one of those suits! Then I'm going to Vegas!
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ramonaji said 2489 days ago (July 30th, 2010)
since I WAS bitch slapped the other day
I had to give this a listen. Great guitar! Wow!
Great rock and roll vocals...

the picture... well, I'm just not going to look again! ; )
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fasteddie said 2488 days ago (July 31st, 2010)
Oh NO!
Who in their right mind would bitch slap a hottie like you ramona?

That's just not right! I don't know why I post the pics that I post. I'm not quite right.
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TERRAPLANE said 2486 days ago (August 2nd, 2010)
Tight!!!!
Guitar playen man ,,This ROCKS,!!!!, Tighten up those clamps,, you can go higher ; > ) that pic, A real grin
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fasteddie said 2482 days ago (August 6th, 2010)
Hey man
thanks for dropping by and having a listen. My boys still hurt from the clamps.
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scaustrita said 2486 days ago (August 2nd, 2010)
Rockin'
Some powerful guitar playing,
Great breaks too . . .

:: Raw ::
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fasteddie said 2481 days ago (August 7th, 2010)
Thanks for dropping by
I like to keep it raw.

I really liked your song Never Gonna Give You Up. Good stuff!
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FEEL said 2482 days ago (August 6th, 2010)
Guitar
sounds fantastic... I like the sound you're getting from those amps... I've got a Peavey VYPR 60 and I love it. Great double riffs. Everything is spot on...Did I say I liked the guitar?

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fasteddie said 2481 days ago (August 7th, 2010)
Hey thanks man
I used the Peavey VYPYR for the bridge parts. I really love the built in effects. Plus it has some serious overdrive when it kicks in. Most of the distorted guitar parts in this song were played through the Mesa Boogie.

Methaqualone is freaking awesome man.
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Relic67 said 2480 days ago (August 8th, 2010)
testosterone
great vocals and guitar,
Very rocking. well produced too...
Loved the arena-worthy guitar solo!

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fasteddie said 2477 days ago (August 11th, 2010)
Thanks man
for having a listen to this mayhem.

testosterone driven
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ste said 2476 days ago (August 12th, 2010)
ha!
top tune. love the riffage and the vox are quality
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fasteddie said 2470 days ago (August 18th, 2010)
Thanks
for dorpping by and having a listen.

I liked your new song gaijins. Good stuff.
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Floridaplayer said 2470 days ago (August 18th, 2010)
Stun Gunned
I think Metallica should take a look at this one, if they already haven't. VERY polished and what else can be said about the picture.
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fasteddie said 2470 days ago (August 18th, 2010)
Thanks for
having a listen and for the comments.

Black Jack is awesome man! Great axe work in that one.
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crissew said 2470 days ago (August 18th, 2010)
Nice sound here
Great guitar tone as always. Rocking vibe here. LOL, love the lyrics too. Your music always has a sense of fun mixed in with the hard rocking vibe. Very good combo, I would stick with it in the future. Great work here!
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fasteddie said 2470 days ago (August 18th, 2010)
Thanks for dropping by
and for the comments. Much appreciated.

I really liked Chillin w/awigze Good stuff!
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Aphrodisiac said 2463 days ago (August 25th, 2010)
Definetely a head banger
Awesome guitar playing. Heluva camel toe on that big fat Elvis by the way.
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