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A very silly thing I've posted here. It was a goofy challenge and I agreed despite my knowing less than nothing about rap, hip hop, beats, or anything else that I probably should know about in order to do a real one and therefore did poorly, missed completely, and accidentally. No ratings because even I would one bomb me.
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I want to sit right there
Right there in that chair
I want to sit right there
I want to sit right there

When I was young
I did a lot of talking
I did a lot of walking
And some running, too

When I was young
I had the feet
Could hold the beat
For a mile or two

I want to sit right there
Right there in that chair
I want to sit right there
I want to sit right there

When I was middle
I slowed a bit
Had to hold a bit
Back from all out go

When I was middle
I could still do some moves
Still had the grooves
Could still shake, y'know

I want to sit right there
Right there in that chair
I want to sit right there
I want to sit right there

Don't you tell me,
tell me, tell me, tell me
Don't you tell me,
tell me, tell me, tell me
What I gotta do
Oh what I gotta do

Now I’m just old
And don't want to be told
For my health I gotta move
My feet do not agree

Now I'm just old
And the aches and pains
Feel worse when it rains
Kinda creaky you see

I want to sit right there
Right there in that chair
I want to sit right there
I want to sit right there

I want to sit right there
Right there in that chair
I want to sit right there
I want to sit right there


I want to nap instead
Right there in that bed
I want to nap instead
I want to nap instead

I want to nap instead
Right there in that bed
I want to nap instead
I want to nap instead
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Comments: 19
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Plays: 129
Downloads: 100

Uploaded: Sep 20, 2010 - 12:48:38 AM
Last Updated: Sep 20, 2010 - 12:50:49 AM Last Played: Aug 11, 2017 - 09:49:08 AM
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Comments
drakonis said 2617 days ago (September 20th, 2010)
Yay!
Luvs me some Joanna, always, no matter what you do. This rap was ripe for ropin! Thanks for the silliness, oh mistress of witty words.
ttfn,
Drakonis
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magnatone said 2617 days ago (September 20th, 2010)
Old Lady Rap
JOANNA!!!! this is hilarious - "i want to nap instead" - LOL! good for you girl!
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RAVENS said 2617 days ago (September 20th, 2010)
So Cute
I have to send this to some of my students, they're always going on about "When I was young etc...". Too funny, and your rap & beat are just fine!

RAVEN ;-)
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michaeljayklein said 2617 days ago (September 20th, 2010)
I'm not quite there yet...
but a good portion of the lyrics is getting almost too easy to relate to these days! Well done Joanna!
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alackbass said 2617 days ago (September 20th, 2010)
Old Lady Rap
Too much fun not to like!
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RobLeBanc said 2617 days ago (September 20th, 2010)
Busted
me up from the first lines! I love it! It's a MJ classic!
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RochaMalhada said 2616 days ago (September 21st, 2010)
haha
yer killin me

Quite sexy, as a matter of fact, dear :)

. - Harold
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dave_b said 2616 days ago (September 21st, 2010)
Old Lady Rap
Big smile. Watch out, some of the aging rappers will steal your lyrics :)
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lilmom said 2616 days ago (September 21st, 2010)
OMG!!!!
This is all about ME!!!!

How did you know????????

I'm keepin this one for sure!!!!
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VicDiesel said 2616 days ago (September 21st, 2010)
Yo! Get off the grass!
Funny. I wouldn't bomb this at all.
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sschedra said 2611 days ago (September 26th, 2010)
No Joanna!
You can never be one bombed because any excuse to hear that wonderful voice lifts the ratings right up into the heavens. This is a cute idea though.
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ziti said 2602 days ago (October 5th, 2010)
hilarious
beautiful

you are my hero!

z
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Monkaton said 2599 days ago (October 8th, 2010)
Break it Down!
Good rap, and a good nap.

I liked your harmonies in the breakdown lane.
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jibes said 2515 days ago (December 31st, 2010)
Old Lady Rap
This is a hoot!! Well done and very funny, I can relate!!
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alfredthepelican said 2497 days ago (January 18th, 2011)
Classic
what can I say? Too true
Cheers
Mark
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woofer3 said 2448 days ago (March 8th, 2011)
Brilliant
Joanna - this is superb and I enjoyed every second of it. Catchy, interesting and entertaining. Your vocals are superb as well.
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Outtaorbit said 2445 days ago (March 11th, 2011)
Really this is so
Good
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egobandit said 2304 days ago (July 30th, 2011)
sit right there
now this is entertainment, you really let it go all the way to your nap. Enjoyed!
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Joanna said 1151 days ago (September 25th, 2014)
Thank you all
I really appreciate your kind comments and can't for the life of me figure out why I didn't respond personally to every note at the time you posted. Please accept my apologies.
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Hi, I'm Joanna (not Jo, that's someone else). Garageband has allowed me to indulge my love for singing beyond concerts in the shower. My favorite part of songwriting is writing the lyrics. This makes sense, of course, because writing is what I d... [see more]

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