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There have been some incredibly good songs posted lately... and then there's this.

This song is dedicated to my 10 year old nephew Blake. He's a good kid.

I released a version of this early in my MJ career. It was horrible and I pulled it from my page shortly after submitting it. I worked at getting this song more presentable.

I know that I have posted more than one song this week but I don't have another one in the works for a while. You can all breath easy... or perhaps not after hearing this song.
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Hits: 5257
Comments: 64
Fans: 26
Plays: 360
Downloads: 105

Uploaded: Dec 12, 2010 - 12:35:40 AM
Last Updated: Dec 12, 2010 - 12:35:40 AM Last Played: May 23, 2017 - 10:29:52 PM
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Hardware:
Martin Guitar
Sterling Audio ST69 tube mic
Universal Audio LA 610 Mk II preamp
American Deluxe Fender P Bass
Software:
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michaeljayklein said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
You're all right, you know that?
Now Mike, I've had many nadirs and low ebbs in my internet recording "career", but I think only once did I go for the heavy artillery in the gastrointestinal line (just a brief staccato job, B-flat--I can't even remember the song now) but NEVER have I heard such an unsurpassed array of creative farting as demonstrated here. Some of the pear shaped tones performed on this track were right up there with the experimental work of Stan Kenton and worthy of a Grammy for technical achievement. To think, I'd have to camp out in the men's bathroom at Grand Central Station for at least a week to hear something like this and you've brilliantly encapsulated all that into just 2.5 minutes! Oh, the playing was great too--just thought I'd mention it! Michael
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fasteddie said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
That was fast!
It was worth it to submit this song just for this reply. You crack me up MJK!
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RAVENS said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
Okay, That's It..
First Shadow creeps me out, now you fart me away! HAHA, this is too funny! Here I am bobbing my head to your awesome playing, then "ploop, plop, ploop" oh man...

Hey you didn't post the lyrics!

RAVEN ;-)
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fasteddie said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
LOL
You know Dani. I'd have posted the lyrics but I didn't know how to spell them.

HA ha!
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alackbass said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
LOL!
"Hey you didn't post the lyrics!"

Again I laughed so hard I cried!
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Symphony101 said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
Butt Trumpet
My favorite is 01:54 one, THAT one is a great performance. And the song end on a high note :-)

This was very funny. You are excellent Michael, it's very nicely done.
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fasteddie said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
Thank you
for the kind words. It took a little doing to find the right fart samples to put this song together.
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falcef said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
Butt Trumpet
Haaa funny but it's the girl who does or who else is brand new tool usicale Petofi. Hello from falcef trumpeter.
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fasteddie said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
Thank you sir
Your trumpeting is far more refined than the trumpeting in this song. Ha ha
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alackbass said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
Butt Trumpet
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bass and guitar are great! But the fart solos are what really makes this high art. Totally downloaded this to play for my students on monday. To a 6 year old there's nothing funnier than a fart.

I laughed so hard at the end I had tears in my eyes! Thanks for starting my day off with a smile!
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fasteddie said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
Oh yeah
I just wish that I was there to see my nephew Blake hear this song. I know he will think its pretty funny. Heck I was giggling just mixing it.
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Catalina22 said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
A Ten!!!
I think there is something fundamentally untrustworthy about a person who doesn't think farts are funny . . .Holy cow, MJK's comment about Grand Central Station was HYSTERICAL!!!

You know, Alice in Chains showcased the fart once in one of their pieces, and this is far superior!

I just happened to draw my dad's name for Christmas gifts, and I was agonizing over what to get him for Christmas. This song is perfect! (My dad is kind of a connesseur of the fart, and he'll be able to identify all the different types in this song with ease.)

You made me laugh so hard--thanks! :)
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fasteddie said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
Thanks for
dropping by and having a listen.
I hope your dad finds the song amusing as well.

He HE.
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Moviz said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
I won't
hold my breath Michael because there's a smell of success in the air for this song amusing all kids... lets face it they love anything that's rude.... and this is so authentic sounding, that I think I'll advise people stay clear of you're mic' for a while, just in case they thought of doing a duet, LOL, M
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fasteddie said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
You are very
punny M. That's rich! :D Thanks for dropping by and having a listen.
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jodyrush said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
Excellent Vocals!
Thanks for making us laugh this morning! Pull my finger. My niece loved it!
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fasteddie said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
I'm glad
that I could brighten your day, or at least surround it with some green fog.
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dave_b said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
Butt Trumpet
Fartastic! I hope your co-workers didn't think the microphone in the toilet was too creepy! My nephew is going to hear this one on Xmas.
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fasteddie said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
Thanks Dave,
Yep they didn't even knwo they were in a song. HA HA.

HOpefully your nephew won't think this song is too childish.
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jdholliday said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
Oh No you didn't!
wow dude you've really hit rock BOTTOM here! What a FLATULANT performance, you CRACK me up, you really BOMBED this one, I'd put this one on the B-SIDE, Although I think I'll be ODORING a copy of this, to be honest it really STINKS, seriously dude this is a SHITTY job but hey somebody had to do it, you better sell that mic on CRACK'SLIST! What a CatASStrophe! you BUTThead! Okay I could go on and on but will leave some for Karen and Drakonis,
Too freakin funny! The funneist part is how wet they are! I needed a good laugh and you delivered Michael! Thank you!
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fasteddie said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
Thanks jd
You are a punny guy. I'm glad this made you laugh. I think some folks would probably find it too annoying to be funny.
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Carrie71 said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
Butt Trumpet
LOL what a good way to start out a Sunday morning, with a laugh!. This is great! I must share this one with Andrew, Gaylen's son, he will absolutely love this. I love the surfer music vibe. Awesome.
fasteddie said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
Thanks Carrie
I'm glad that I could get the giggles going a bit this morning.
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ted23 said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
Phew!
That's great!
I'd love to see you play this one live Michael:)
Cool playing. Instruments are really nice.
Farts are realistic.... Apparently, I wouldn't know... Um.
I'm glad you didn't ask me to collab on this one:)
Great!
fasteddie said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
Beans, Ed
That's all you would need to comtribute to this song. Lot's and lots of beans.
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Vic Holman said 2386 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
ha ha
i dig the bass & acoustic! so funny

i will have to play this at work tomorrow especially for the dude that sits right behind me who is always blowing his own butt trumpet
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fasteddie said 2385 days ago (December 12th, 2010)
Brutal
That might be just the hint he needs. Ha!
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Six-Nail-Coffin said 2385 days ago (December 13th, 2010)
Bwahahahahahaha!
Nice! Nothing like a good dose of toilet humor to brighten my day.
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fasteddie said 2383 days ago (December 15th, 2010)
Yes indeed
humor right out of the toilet.

The lowest form of humor is slapstick, but it's often the funniest.
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Saltaireguru77 said 2385 days ago (December 13th, 2010)
Butt trumpet
Ahh the old chorus gluteous maximus! Superb stuff! Monty Python would be proud.
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fasteddie said 2383 days ago (December 15th, 2010)
Thank you sir
for having a listen. The gluteal chorus is my favorite part.
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867-5309 said 2385 days ago (December 13th, 2010)
o.k.
o.k. now I see why it is in the "Comical" category - quite an assortment of output here -reminding me of "great balls of fire" except for the unique parts . . . oh yes and your ending - yes - let us not for get the great accompayment though - nice - jogging my hum drum day - nice flatulizing too

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fasteddie said 2383 days ago (December 15th, 2010)
Thanks Scott
for having a listen.

I like the ending the best. Kind of ends on a high note.
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lengold said 2384 days ago (December 14th, 2010)
Wonderful
I can put this on and squeeze one out without anyone noticing. They would really be impressed with the world's first smelly tune. You should sell it on Amazon.
Cheers
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fasteddie said 2383 days ago (December 15th, 2010)
Thank you sir
That is a great idea!
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egobandit said 2384 days ago (December 14th, 2010)
Playin that trumpet
I pay to see this live! Some serious bass in this, its like a surfer that hit the porta potty Im sorry to many visions! This one burnt off my nose hairs! Downloaded without even thinking about it!
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fasteddie said 2383 days ago (December 15th, 2010)
I couldn't even imagine
trying to do this one live.

That would be tough. It would require Taco Time and Taco Bell for every meal of the day as a warmup.
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that80sboy said 2384 days ago (December 14th, 2010)
then there's this!!
kinda like a violent femmes blooper tape....this is faved farty fun!
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fasteddie said 2383 days ago (December 15th, 2010)
Thank you sir
I'll have to check out your new one when I get home. :D
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RobLeBanc said 2383 days ago (December 14th, 2010)
Butt Trumpet
This song stinks! What a gas! O.k, I work with Mike's brother, now I know that this particular talent runs in the family, a highly "musical" clan indeed. I could swear I heard that final volley at the shop today!

Had a good laugh dude, now I'll go pour out my headphones:(
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fasteddie said 2383 days ago (December 15th, 2010)
Robby
Believe you me, Pat helped inspire this song. Ha! I'm a close second though.
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michael2 said 2383 days ago (December 15th, 2010)
hahah
oh my god this is funny. and it rocks. and here's the weird part: I used to have a room mate who was in a band called Butt Trumpet. small world:
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fasteddie said 2383 days ago (December 15th, 2010)
Cool.
I'll have to check out the link when I get home.

Thanks for having a listen.
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scofugate said 2383 days ago (December 15th, 2010)
This would go so good
on Family Guy!!
Great Fun MAN!!!!!
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fasteddie said 2383 days ago (December 15th, 2010)
Thanks Scott
for having a listen. Yeah man, I could see that... lol!
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FEEL said 2383 days ago (December 15th, 2010)
What an off the wall
music bed to lay some tracks... oops I hope they weren't the skid mark kind. Better under the water than in close quarters... Man the lyrics tell it all. Thanks for sharing.
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fasteddie said 2381 days ago (December 16th, 2010)
Thanks man
For having a listen and for the funny commentary. :D
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hackneybloke said 2382 days ago (December 16th, 2010)
butt trumpet
i was most amused by the keyword tag 'taco bell'. so where did you get the SFX from? your own...or did you hang around the insides of rest-rooms with a microphone....you weirdo.
you've been watching too much family guy/south park....or maybe not enough. the music is good though.
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hackneybloke said 2382 days ago (December 16th, 2010)
butt trumpet
i guess i ought to fan this shit.
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fasteddie said 2381 days ago (December 16th, 2010)
i guess i ought to fan this shit.
That had be rolling Julian! For hells sakes you are one funny guy.
I searched the internet for hours trying to find clean recordings of flatulence. Most had either horrible background noise or were samples with horrible clipping.

This was written for a 10 year old... Ok and for me too. Ha!
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Sigmund said 2382 days ago (December 16th, 2010)
Butt Trumpet
O-Kayyyyyyyyyyy
This is a wonder-ful (like full belly) and warm (I won't go there) song, perfect for the holidays! Actually, this is a real crack up (no pun intended)! What I want to know is, who is the star soloist here, hmmm?
Very fun, Michael - I enjoyed listening, when I wasn't wincing, that is!
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fasteddie said 2381 days ago (December 16th, 2010)
Thanks man
for having a listen and for noticing the solos. Ha! That cracks me up.
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billykirsch said 2381 days ago (December 16th, 2010)
Artsy Fartsy
Nobody noticed the fabulous work of the bass here?
Who's the trumpeter? Broken Lips?
Laughing all the way to the end. Kids have to love it man.

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fasteddie said 2381 days ago (December 16th, 2010)
Thanks man
for noticing the bass. As I was writing that line I was thinking that it could be a little over the top.

I'm still waiting for my 10 year old nephews review of the song. To a 10 year old this song would be pretty funny.
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papag said 2381 days ago (December 17th, 2010)
Grammy material for sure
Butt which category?

Alternative
American Roots Field
Children's
Comedy
Composing/Arranging
Historical
New Age
Production/Engineering
Surround Sound
Spoken

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fasteddie said 2378 days ago (December 20th, 2010)
Sorry
I haven't replied. Historical! Yep that's it. ROFL
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paddler said 2380 days ago (December 18th, 2010)
Stepped on a duck
'intimate timbres' bellowing through my headphones which were blown off my head onto the floor at the finale.
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fasteddie said 2378 days ago (December 20th, 2010)
Intimate timbres
LOL. I have never heard that reference used in this context before!
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magnatone said 2378 days ago (December 20th, 2010)
Butt Trumpet
words escape me - your creativity um .... all came out in the end .... no wait, what i mean to say is .... this cracked me up ... no no ..... sigh ..... nice job ya nut!
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fasteddie said 2378 days ago (December 20th, 2010)
LOL
All came out in the end. Yes that was a problem.
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kevmikwa said 2375 days ago (December 23rd, 2010)
It's a gas!
Obviously, the comedic value of a good set of well-recorded farts is cannot be questioned. I was definitely lolling right here at work.

To obsess on the cheese-cutting would be to sell the rest of the song short. I'm with 80s Mark: whether intentional or not, you've nailed the energy and instrumentation of the Violent Femmes and it's tremendously catchy!

Thanks for sharing this one.
neilh79 said 2313 days ago (February 23rd, 2011)
Butt Trumpet
wish i could play like this though I was a bit worried about one or 2 of them!
guygrooves said 2313 days ago (February 23rd, 2011)
Nothin funnier
than a fart... unless it's a song about farts. Then again this isn't really "about farts" now is it? My god this is funny. My 10 year old nephew is gonna love this. Thanks Eddie.
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PaulaMunk said 2312 days ago (February 23rd, 2011)
Oh, hah!
I missed it when it was your #1 and now your #2 posting. I had to come hear what all the stink was about. Ted23 said your playing of trumpet was the bomb. I'm so glad you are the one to sample farts...you must have a nose for it. Very cheeky.
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