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written in August this year.

You have a crack para military force called the Schutzstaffel better known as the SS. So what sort of person would you put in charge of it ? that's right - a failed chicken farmer with no military experience.
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The reichfurher used to run a chicken farm in Germany,
Mucking in and mucking out,
Picking up bird turd got to do an egg count,
Eins – zwei – drei – veir – funf - funf – funf.

Hallelujah , Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah

Pebble glass google eye heading for a tumble,
Strutting up and strutting down,
Port brain twerp, little black uniform.
Eins – zwei – drei – veir – funf - funf – funf.

Here come himmler double chin porker,
Hallelujah , Hallelujah,
Hands up chubby they’ve finally caught you,
Think you’re going down.

Full time mincer trapped in a pincer,
Join the dopes up on the ropes,
Too bad can’t hide,
Try a little cyanide,
Eins – zwei – drei – veir – funf - funf – funf.

[Break as chorus]

Hallelujah , Hallelujah, Hallelujah , Hallelujah
Hallelujah , Hallelujah, Here come himmler double chin porker,
Hallelujah , Hallelujah,
Hands up chubby they’ve finally caught you,
Think you’re going down.


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Uploaded: Dec 16, 2011 - 10:43:24 AM
Last Updated: Dec 16, 2011 - 10:51:54 AM Last Played: Mar 22, 2017 - 01:30:01 AM
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Jarvoid said 1959 days ago (December 16th, 2011)
Well dude it
tickles me ...alternative views to everything....and I had forgotten my history....in fact I think a lot of Hitlers "cabinet" were inappropriate in more ways than one....like this a lot...oh dear we will probably end up in the same category as those who wear Nazi Fancy Dress costumes to parties !!

Jarvo
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woofer3 said 1958 days ago (December 17th, 2011)
thank you
Amazingly I have once or twice been accused of being a sympathizer.
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richard13 said 1959 days ago (December 16th, 2011)
Too much fun!
You sure pick some interesting topics to make a song about. I think though, we should all be quite pleased that he put a loser in charge: imagine if herr himmler, or any of the others, had been brilliant.
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woofer3 said 1958 days ago (December 17th, 2011)
thanks muchly
I have several times tried to write about himmler without success so this was well overdue.
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smokey bacon jnr said 1959 days ago (December 16th, 2011)
haha!
what a great subject for a song. Nearly as good as Third Reich from the Sun by Hanzel und Gretyl. Black humour doesn't come blacker than this. It's an alternative christmas song. Cool.
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woofer3 said 1958 days ago (December 17th, 2011)
Thank you
Glad you like, yes indeed an alternative Christmas song.
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Bob Rodgers said 1959 days ago (December 16th, 2011)
:-)
Brilliant!
Great lyrics and very creative, loved it!

Bob


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woofer3 said 1958 days ago (December 17th, 2011)
thank you Bob
I'm glad you liked this and appreciate your listening.
John.
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hackneybloke said 1958 days ago (December 16th, 2011)
here come himmler
there's a certain 'kraftwerk' thing going on in your songs john. i am always amazed at the subjects you manage to conceive....and then turn into songs. double chin porker, for you ze war is over...begurp. genius....insane genius.
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woofer3 said 1958 days ago (December 17th, 2011)
Ja das Kraftwerk
I'm ashamed to say I know very little of Kraftwerk. Thank you for listening and commenting Julian always good to hear from you. I have just completed a song about Mussolini - it's a doo wopper.

JOhn
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alackbass said 1958 days ago (December 16th, 2011)
here come himmler
Good Morning Mr. Hitler will now have company on my iPod! Downloaded!
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woofer3 said 1958 days ago (December 17th, 2011)
Thanks for visiting
Ah good, I don't like to think of Hitler being lonely - Mussolini is also on the way.
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Little_Hooligan said 1958 days ago (December 16th, 2011)
Cluckin Good
Found myself singing on the Hallelujahs.. How long does it take you to write your lyrics, John? I'm on my 2nd listen as I type..Not only do you give the other side of history which we didn't read in the books but usage of words to increase our vocabulary.. oh as well as the fine tongue in cheek harmony..One of your best of best
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woofer3 said 1958 days ago (December 17th, 2011)
Thank you Joyce
It's always nice to have a visit from the mother of invention, I'm glad you approve. The harmonies as always are prom my little booklet - 'how to harmonize like Bach' -my range [comfortable that is] without going into falsetto is just under two octaves - I write it all down as it should be first and then modify it which often means bending some of those ancient rules. I know it's not perfect but it's about as good as I can get it. Thank you again.
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Philip18 said 1958 days ago (December 17th, 2011)
Himmler
Entertaining in all respects!
woofer3 said 1947 days ago (December 28th, 2011)
Thanks
much appreciated
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Daugrin said 1958 days ago (December 17th, 2011)
Having a bit a fun?
Himmler as a target for your wit? As the archetype Stooge, HH might be the man! Let's see... what current leaders could fit this treatment? ...
Well made and interesting all the way through... thanks for sharing your talents with us...

Daug
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woofer3 said 1958 days ago (December 17th, 2011)
Thank you Daug
I have extended my boundries now to take in Mussolini, it's completed and is a delicate little doo wop style piece and it's called - 'It's in the ice box'

John
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DWL said 1958 days ago (December 17th, 2011)
Unique!
Amazing concept and lyrics.

Double chin porker indeed!

A rare talent John.

Cheers

Dick
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woofer3 said 1947 days ago (December 28th, 2011)
Dick
well he was wasn't he ? thanks for commenting
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Char said 1958 days ago (December 17th, 2011)
Pwock, pwock.
You made me laugh. You are some kind of genius. Your vocal is understated and matter of fact which makes this so much more entertaining. You are one of a kind, for sure. Thank you.
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woofer3 said 1947 days ago (December 28th, 2011)
sorry I'm late responding
well to be honest I had trouble with some of the lyrics for this piece and listening to it now I feel I was a bit over flattering in places.
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Vic Holman said 1956 days ago (December 18th, 2011)
Pebble glass google eye
some great lines in the lyrics. cool tune with a sense of humor
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woofer3 said 1947 days ago (December 28th, 2011)
Hello Vic
thanks for listening and for commenting
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kingbee said 1956 days ago (December 19th, 2011)
chicken run
You always cheer me up with your songs and this is no exception.
great lyrics as always and the ending is brilliant.
I must put all your nazi nick nacks in one folder and make an LP of them.
Great stuff John
cheers
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woofer3 said 1947 days ago (December 28th, 2011)
thanks Kingbee
So glad you liked it - maybe I should do a musical
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Corporal Beef said 1952 days ago (December 23rd, 2011)
Here Come Himmler
How'd you get that chicken to do a solo?? =) Always appreciate your sense of humor, as well as your phrasing. YOur songs are instantly recognizable. Thanks for posting.
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woofer3 said 1947 days ago (December 28th, 2011)
Getting the chicken
to play the solo wasn't easy, glad you liked it and thanks for listening.
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Monkaton said 1938 days ago (January 5th, 2012)
Himmler is a Hummer
The Third Reich Opera continues! I don't know how this one slipped by me, but here I am. As always a great musical piece topped off by the great woofer lyrics.
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woofer3 said 1931 days ago (January 13th, 2012)
Thanks Tim
I now have enough for the opera I think.
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tmcfate said 1938 days ago (January 5th, 2012)
i
thought i wasnt going to likr this but listening is quite a different story. very tight arraignment, and great melody throughout. nice chicken sounds. wondering of you have an axe to grind with the chicken farmer.
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woofer3 said 1931 days ago (January 13th, 2012)
Many thanks
for listening and commenting, the chickens took ages to train for this one. Oh and it's not just himmler I have an axe to grind with, you'll find most of them somewhere here in my music.
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Slashh! said 1927 days ago (January 16th, 2012)
Here Come Himmler
Now this I like! Very quirky, very creative, very well written. Who would have thought a song about a chicken farmer Nazi would put a smile on my face. Downloaded!
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woofer3 said 1898 days ago (February 15th, 2012)
thank you
and sorry for taking so long to say it. I'm glad you liked it.
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