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Pot Smokin' Instant Scratchin' Gamblin' Man

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sewer rod

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Let me just start out by saying that I have nothing against people that smoke pot, gamble or do anything else as long as they're not bothering me.
This is a song about a very annoying customer that I had when I was managing a gas station.

As usual, nothing I do is perfect, so I try- but not as hard
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Lyrics
Face of a weasel
Acts of the same
Always on the hunt for the catch of the day
He'll hit on anything that walks on two legs
No one mistakes him for being a saint
Rolling papers, a Phillie Blunt
He compensates for being a runt
A thousand dollars and a dream
Everyday it's the same old scene

Pot Smokin' Instant Scratchin' Gamblin' man
Pot Smokin' Instant Scratchin' Gamblin' man
Well, he'll take a $1 a $2 a $5 or even a $10
Pot Smokin' Instant Scratchin' Gamblin' man

He stands at a table while he scratches
Leaving you to clean up his mess
Checking out all of the asses
of underaged girls with developing breasts
Rolling papers, a Phillie Blunt
He compensates for being a runt
I want to give him a thousand stitches
He rips off his clients to pay for his fixes

Pot Smokin' Instant Scratchin' Gamblin' man
Pot Smokin' Instant Scratchin' Gamblin' man
Well, he'll take a $1 a $2 a $5 or even a $10
Pot Smokin' Instant Scratchin' Gamblin' man

Pot Smokin' Instant Scratchin' Gamblin' man
Pot Smokin' Instant Scratchin' Gamblin' man
Well, he'll take a $1 a $2 a $5 or even a $10
Pot Smokin' Instant Scratchin' Gamblin' man

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Downloads: 43
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Uploaded: Mar 26, 2012 - 02:52:44 PM
Last Updated: Mar 26, 2012 - 02:52:44 PM Last Played: Jun 18, 2016 - 08:55:53 PM
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alackbass said 1890 days ago (March 26th, 2012)
Pot Smokin' Instant Scratchin' Gamblin' Man
As always I dig your riffs and drumming! But the real standout here is your lyrics. I hate being in line behind that guy when I need 10 gallons of premium unleaded!
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sewer rod said 1889 days ago (March 27th, 2012)
Smokin'
It always seems like it happens when your late, doesn't it? Thanks for listening.
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michaeljayklein said 1890 days ago (March 26th, 2012)
Those weasel faced people...
...from actor Lee Van Cleef to ice skater Johnny Weir--they will always be with us! I loved this Jay--oh man, I can picture this dude so clearly it's not funny. Your lyrics, performance and music make an indelible impression--good stuff! Michael
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michaeljayklein said 1890 days ago (March 26th, 2012)
PS
In fairness to the people of weasel-like countenance, I should publicly declare that I myself have been called "ferret faced" from time to time.
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sewer rod said 1889 days ago (March 27th, 2012)
Ferret Faced!?
Those damn kids and their name calling! :-)
Thanks very much for having a listen.
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Daugrin said 1890 days ago (March 26th, 2012)
Hot dam!
Grind it down Bro... Smoke them strings... working just fine for me!
Love dis shit!

Daug
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sewer rod said 1889 days ago (March 27th, 2012)
Daug!
Hell yeah! I've been trying my hand at a little more 6 string action.
Glad you enjoyed
Thanks for listening
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PeterB7858 said 1890 days ago (March 26th, 2012)
Power riffs
This guy obviously pissed you off, Jay. Good for us though :-) Massive tone and power riffs dominate. Good post. Thanks, Peter.
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sewer rod said 1889 days ago (March 27th, 2012)
Power riffs
He pissed me off-day after day. Luckily, I don't have to deal with him anymore. This song has actually been on the back burner for quite a few years now.
Thanks for stopping by and having a listen.
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egobandit said 1890 days ago (March 26th, 2012)
theres always one
really dig the driving riffs in this the chorus is tops love how you fade out the guitar at the end left me wanting more!
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sewer rod said 1889 days ago (March 27th, 2012)
There's always At Least 1!
Thanks a lot. I thought the fade at the end may be a little long and maybe a little annoying but I figured what the hell? Glad you liked it.
Thanks again
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Les_Kloo said 1890 days ago (March 26th, 2012)
It would be funny
if it weren't true. This kicks ass.
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sewer rod said 1889 days ago (March 27th, 2012)
Funny
It's still a little funny. :-)
Thanks for having a listen!
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J_Gretch said 1888 days ago (March 28th, 2012)
PS,IS,GM
Rock-n-roll baby!!...Diggin the raw energy here.Good playing ,and recording for sure.
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snowdragon said 1886 days ago (March 30th, 2012)
Loved
it.
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smokey bacon jnr said 1883 days ago (April 2nd, 2012)
haha!!
I know that guy! Real rocking tune!
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kingbee said 1880 days ago (April 5th, 2012)
it's a gas
I think this is my favourite of the current stuff.
A touch of the Damned going on
And that chorus/ title is a killer.
Kick ass stuff
cheers
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racerat said 1588 days ago (January 22nd, 2013)
Gamblin' Man
I think I used to be in band with this guy in college! Man, I've know a million of them. Great tune! Driving hard, straight-up simple - kick-ass lyrics. Dug it. DL!
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Name: Jay Rivenburgh
Location: Scotia N.Y. U.S.A,
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