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You're not technically minded - you're almost staying still, put it up a gear - that one's for hills. Comedy cycling. With your frantic pumping, you're getting nowhere fast, just a metre a minute - your granny shuffles past. Comedy cycling.
In the deep of the midwinter, I see an old woman with her head held low. Each pedal takes her forward a foot but she's held in position by the snow.
Your legs are a blur, I hear your heavy breathing. Got a smoking chain - you're a-whizzing and a-wheezing. Comedy cycling.
On such a wobbly bike, gonna need good balance. Juggling brollies and phones - are you texting for an ambulance? Comedy cycling.
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Uploaded: Jan 26, 2014 - 07:54:42 AM
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Jarvoid said 1151 days ago (January 26th, 2014)
yeah I have a tip.....

Keep on like this.....great stuff....

do I know you ?

You remind me of another gent who resides in Japan ...still I could be wrong ......

Like this ...a lot......

"Your legs are a blur, I hear your heavy breathing. Got a smoking chain - you're a-whizzing and a-wheezing."

This is a brilliant section ...smoking-chain / wheezing ...chain - smoking and what happens if you cycle after...great.....

DWL said 1150 days ago (January 28th, 2014)
Well, well
hills are no fun on bikes unless you're going down them.

Nicely observed with a punk feel. Half Man Half Biscuit comes to mind.


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Philip18 said 1147 days ago (January 30th, 2014)
Comedy cycling
That's funny! And the driving backing and punk vocal suit work well with this material.
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