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An ode to all those selfless celebrities and musical geniuses who make our lives just a little bit better.
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Mr. Mean Jeans
You’re the face of a new cologne
You walk down the street, body tanned and toned
As slow motion train wreck, cash in hand
The stubbliest, the coolest, a cliched brand

You’re casually crazy and smoothly cruel
Everybody’s pal, but nobody’s tool.
Your parents ran away when you were nearly two
Killer sharks wish they could act just like you

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They call you
Mister Mean Jeans, Mister Mean Jeans
You’re the man who makes all the scenes
The baddest, the tweetiest, by any means
Mister Mean Jeans, Mister Mean Jeans

You’re emotionally stunted, shallow and vile
Banal and self-centred, but you do it with style
You’re a fast-burning brand, tuned to the beat
A walk through your soul would be short, but not sweet

Lady Luck’s number is in your hip pocket
It’s because of her that you’ve streaked like a comet
You’re deep in the game and you love to take part
So join the crowd that sells shit while calling it Art
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Aren’t you bored ... endless parties and dinners
Aren’t you bored ... stuck with drama queens and spinners
Aren’t you bored ... with the genuine real hipsters
Aren’t you bored ... with you, you, you

They call you
Mister Mean Jeans, Mister Mean Jeans
You’re the man who makes all the scenes
The baddest, the tweetiest, by any means
Mister Mean Jeans, Mister Mean Jeans
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Plays: 15
Downloads: 2
Votes: 0
Uploaded: Jan 07, 2017 - 05:04:29 PM
Last Updated: Jan 07, 2017 - 05:04:29 PM Last Played: Feb 28, 2017 - 10:20:51 PM
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Comments
Calchas said 65 days ago (January 16th, 2017)
Hey!
Captain Tractor should cover this one man!

Pretty cool concept. Clever lyrics.

Enjoyed!

Be well friend!
Check out my latest song called Little Things
JohnnyCanuck said 61 days ago (January 21st, 2017)
Mean
Thanks for your approval. Seems like there aren't many songs like this any more.
Check out my latest song called Suzanne
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Name: Johnny Canuck
Location: Victoria BC Canada
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Born in the backwoods of Canuckistan, Johnny spent long winter nights with his ear glued to the radio (he'd always had a problem with excess earwax), listening to all manner of music while the northern lights cavorted silently outside his window. ... [see more]

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