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Christmas Has Been Ruined And It's all Your Fault


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Davis Gloff

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I've heard enough songs about peoples' feelings about Christmas that I figured it was time to share mine too..
But they are ..... different.
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Lyrics
It's Christmas once again (as it arrives most ev'ry year,)
When those with O. C. D. come out to play.
And rest assured they'll find a way to screw up all the cheer
Here is what those neurotics have to say:

At Christmas time you leave me so annoyed
This holiday’s not meant to be enjoyed
Those who do Christmas properly believe
It's not to celebrate, it’s to achieve.
Your menu wasn’t vegan and you know I can't have salt
Christmas has been ruined and it's all your fault.

The Christmas decorations that you made
Were green of course, but not the proper shade
Who taught you how to decorate a tree?
You always spoil the holiday for me
We can’t be telling jokes 'cause we just buried Uncle Walt
Christmas has been ruined and it's all your fault.

I'm hurt and I'm offended, for I feel
It's not the same unless the tree is real
And someone wished me Happy Holiday!
I will not be insulted in that way!
The scotch you served was cheap, and clearly not a single malt
Christmas has been ruined,
Christmas has been ruined and it's all your fault.
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Plays: 23
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Uploaded: Dec 06, 2017 - 10:43:46 PM
Last Updated: Dec 06, 2017 - 10:43:46 PM Last Played: Dec 13, 2017 - 09:02:19 PM
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Hardware:
Presonus Audio ITwo Piano and Voice
Software:
Finale
Comments
Ex_Silentio said 9 days ago (December 7th, 2017)
It's to achieve
Yes! Hahaha. That's the spirit. You could take this on the road. Happy Holidays. Ooops. I mean....
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Davis Gloff said 9 days ago (December 7th, 2017)
Thanks!
:-)
VicDiesel said 9 days ago (December 7th, 2017)
Happy days!
That's pretty funny.
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awigze said 9 days ago (December 8th, 2017)
Davis
STANDING O
Bravo....

Scotch ON!
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DWL said 6 days ago (December 10th, 2017)
Channeling Mr Lehrer
Wonderful work :-)

Loved it!

Cheers

Dick
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b0rn2w0rsh1p said 5 days ago (December 11th, 2017)
Now that's funny,
well presented and written, poor Uncle Walt, he's in a better place!
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Name: Davis Gloff
Location: Pleasant Ridge MI USA
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