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Mr. Simpson


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daphna

 Genre: Pop (mainstream)

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No sooner did I put 3 tune-up loops together, out came Mr. Simpson in all his glory. Please bear in mind that Mr. Simpson's neighbour has already gone partly mad due to all his suffering at the hands of Mr. Simpson, hence all his different voices. Hasn't this wretched neighbour ever heard of "moving?" As a side note, the picture is the closest likeness to Mr. Simpson that I could find.
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Lyrics
Mr. Simpson won’t you try to be my friend
when is all this trouble ever going to end

you let your dog relieve himself on my lawn (every single day!)
you put your garbage where it doesn’t belong (on my property!)
and you don’t seem to think there’s anything wrong
but let me tell you, tell you, tell you

I could give your dog a bone, a special one when he’s alone
and nobody’ll know, who caused his early demise
I could rent a farmer’s truck and fill it with some real good stuff
and nobody’ll know, who left that smelly surprise
and then I’ll be gone...

Mr. Simpson won’t you try to be my friend
when is all this trouble ever going to end

you let your gardener chop my favourite tree (it was grandmother’s!)
you play accordion at quarter to three (in the morning!)
it’s your true nature that you don’t wanna see
but let me tell you, tell you, tell you

I could cut your fruit trees down and prune your roses to the ground
and nobody’ll know, the green thumb on the go
I could bring a bagpipe band the biggest loudest in the land
and nobody’ll know, just what brought on the show
and then I’ll be gone...

I’m telling you Mr. Simpson, this can’t go on. Remember that line that says “love thy neighbour"? Well, doesn’t it mean anything to you? ... at all? Here goes...

Mr. Simpson won’t you try to be my friend
when will all this trouble (ever) end
Song Stats
Hits: 7411
Comments: 30
Fans: 14
Plays: 1104
Downloads: 238
Votes: 35
Uploaded: Apr 02, 2005 - 10:44:21 PM
Last Updated: Apr 01, 2005 - 06:12:14 PM Last Played: Feb 01, 2017 - 02:03:36 PM
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Comments
rovert10 said 4641 days ago (April 3rd, 2005)
Great Fun
Very funny and deranged. Love the jazz workout in the
second half. Great piano work.
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jgurner said 4640 days ago (April 3rd, 2005)
Good fences may make good neighbors....
....but a bazooka can make the bad ones go away. Very
funny, very fresh. Love the jazzy feel, especially toward
the end. Tell the different voices in the neighbor's head
they did a great job.
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said 4640 days ago (April 3rd, 2005)
Hilarious
What a perfect voice. The first "when is all this trouble
ever going to end" gives you some trouble, but otherwise
you bullseyed it.

You piano playing is humongous. You are the
arpeggiator.

Best entry so far . . . by a considerable margin.
kevin_stone said 4639 days ago (April 4th, 2005)
Superb
Demented, mad and totally brilliant!
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Tom Atwood said 4639 days ago (April 4th, 2005)
Fun, funny, funnest
ditto what rovert10 wrote. I really enjoyed this piece. Very funny, cool, and it swings.
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Magritte said 4639 days ago (April 4th, 2005)
Hilarious!
I will be blasting this in the direction of my neighbors from time to time. Nice llama.
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daphna said 4639 days ago (April 4th, 2005)
thanks everyone
for your comments!
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Kevensor said 4639 days ago (April 4th, 2005)
wow!
I laughed out loud, Need I say more?
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Momotamus said 4639 days ago (April 4th, 2005)
Great Daph
Great stuff! Funny and awesome musicianship.
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Peter Greenstone said 4639 days ago (April 4th, 2005)
hehe great
Well done, D. Very funny and it really swings. Nice
cartoony singing. Reminds me of Sandy Squirrel from
Spongebob Squarepants... minus the Texas accent.
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daphna said 4639 days ago (April 5th, 2005)
Damn! Girl
thanks so much ka-klick - means alot : )
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Emily Rohm said 4638 days ago (April 5th, 2005)
I love a good funky weird song.
Funky weird is a compliment. I don't know where you
come up with this stuff but it's so fun to hear. Your voice
is so cute and crazy at the same time.
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Mystified said 4638 days ago (April 5th, 2005)
Mr Simpson needs to see a dentist!...

LOL..i love the fun you put into your songs.

thank you for yet another round of funny, entertaining
and clever music! :)

(not to mention the talent!)




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thetiler said 4638 days ago (April 5th, 2005)
It seems like you have the midas touch
Everything seems so animated. Your technique is just out
of this world. Great ideas. Nice story.

You can tell a story like a few can because your are so well
crafted in playing and stylizing your (happy) voice. Good
therapy for me.
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Sista Mac said 4638 days ago (April 5th, 2005)
You can run...
But you can't hide! No matter how far you move away - A Mr. Simpson is always there!

I really enjoyed this piece. The music and tone was so fun and interesting! I feel like I know your Mr. Simpson! (Or maybe his clone lives next to me!!!)

Great work! Extremely Creative!


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daphna said 4637 days ago (April 7th, 2005)
You can run...
thanks so much Sista Mac! Yes, I'm sure at one time, we've all had a Mr.
Simpson in our lives.
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said 4637 days ago (April 6th, 2005)
Fantastic
combination of talent. humour and creativity
frml said 4637 days ago (April 6th, 2005)
you
are frickin hilarious! i can really appreciate someone who
is an awesome musician and funny as hell! keep rippin'
those keys up!
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daphna said 4637 days ago (April 7th, 2005)
you
thanks so much frml! I'm a firm believer in the notion that one should never
take themselves too seriously, otherwise they tend to get really boring....
Cheers.
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said 4637 days ago (April 6th, 2005)
You nailed it.
If Mr. Simpson listens to this, you'll be nailed. Oh my. I
love it. I know exactly what you are talking about. I have a
neighbor's barking dogs issue I am trying to resolve.

The burp is supreme.
daphna said 4637 days ago (April 7th, 2005)
You nailed it.
thanks for that rschletty. I'm really glad the burp didn't seem to offend. As for
the barking dog problem you're having, my in-laws had the same problem
and were able to get the police to enforce that the neighbours always keep
their dogs inside; not long after, those neighbours moved away!
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ScooterDMan said 4636 days ago (April 7th, 2005)
mr. simpson
wow. this is just so cool. the bass line bridge is rockin.
almost reminds me of dennis the menace and his
infamous duels with mr wilson.
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giovanni said 4631 days ago (April 12th, 2005)
Love it!
This is great... can't wait until the video!
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I. Spike said 4619 days ago (April 24th, 2005)
Funalicious...
Funny and splorg!
Wanders a bit far with the extended jazz outro.
Short and sweet would be quite neat
but please don't eat the moldy green meat...
really...
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Cantor said 4596 days ago (May 17th, 2005)
you're frightening me
part frank zappa, part devo, part frankenstein.
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daphna said 4593 days ago (May 20th, 2005)
you're frightening me
don't mean to scare ya Cantor.... just havin' fun is all : )
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dishduck said 4433 days ago (October 27th, 2005)
surprise
Imagine my surprise when I googled my name and up came your song

i did like it
Castelle said 4397 days ago (December 2nd, 2005)
Suprising vocals
I have listened to most of your songs now Daphne but this one was a
bonus.

Singing like this is quite hard to do as you have matched it with the fast
melody.
Demostrates to me that you have lots of ample ability and I could just
imagine how this would be a great soundtrack in a short cartoon.

Perhaps an animator could do it as it fits well with your cartoon, fun style
of vocals.
Well done Daphne. :-)
Moviz said 3830 days ago (June 22nd, 2007)
Brilliant!
And so-o-o funny. Your voice is perfect for this kind of thing (Operetta??? LOL). The production and all is marvellous. Laughed my socks off, M
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Name: Daphne Kalfon
Location: Canada
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