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Mr Majestyk

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Andy Taylor

 Genre: Rock & Roll

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We all know one of these, I think...
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His face is covered in acne,
His dad's from Poland, his mum's from Hackney.
Hangs around in his garden
Killing rabbits and getting a hard-on.

He's a horrible fella,
Walks around with a broken umbrella.
He likes to spy on the neighbours,
He'll wind up in the Sunday papers.

But he's so easily led...

Mr Majestyk, Mr Majestyk
Won't you kill me another, kill me another
Mr Majestyk, Mr Majestyk,
You're the neighbourhood nutter, neighbourhood nutter.

He killed a cat with a banger,
He hit his teacher and threatened to hang her.
The copper said "That's a no-no",
Now they're trying to serve him an ASBO.

But he's so easily led...

Mr Majestyk, Mr Majestyk
Won't you kill me another, kill me another
Mr Majestyk, Mr Majestyk,
You're the neighbourhood nutter, neighbourhood nutter.

He's got the face of a demon,
But he's the spawn of his father's semen.
He's got a thing for my sister -
He thinks she'll marry this satanic mister..

But he's so easily led...

Mr Majestyk, Mr Majestyk
Won't you kill me another, kill me another
Mr Majestyk, Mr Majestyk,
You're the neighbourhood nutter, neighbourhood nutter.
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Comments: 4
Fans: 2
Plays: 116
Downloads: 126
Votes: 4
Uploaded: Nov 09, 2005 - 08:50:59 PM
Last Updated: Nov 10, 2005 - 03:57:00 AM Last Played: Jun 11, 2019 - 11:28:29 AM
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Comments
said 4969 days ago (November 10th, 2005)
Wonderfully Wicked
Love the concept and execution. I might mix the vocals a tad higher.
I think I went to elementary school with three relatives of his.
jgurner said 4969 days ago (November 10th, 2005)
Heh!
I didn't know you knew my brother-in-law. (Prison is a wonderful
institution.) :)

Awesome sounding, as usualy. Very clever and amusing lyrically. Almost
sounds like a little Squeeze squeezed in for good measure. Great vocals
and very smooth production. Nicely done.
Check out my latest song called Almost Cut My Hair (CSN Cover)
GTRocker said 2738 days ago (December 20th, 2011)
Grrrroooovy!
Andy you have a real style, enjoying your music, lyrics and storylines muchly!
Check out my latest song called Whateverforever
UncleNazz said 2724 days ago (January 3rd, 2012)
Calling all avenging angels..
Love this - great feel and 'Space' like storyline.
Oh - did anyone mention Mr Albarn ?
Good stuff!
Check out my latest song called Frustrated
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