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OK, I think I really jumped the shark on this one...

After you listen to this you HAVE to check out pooey's version with the high school band and choir!!
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I have a lizard in my pocket, my pocket
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Hits: 6238
Comments: 48
Fans: 13
Plays: 676
Downloads: 207
Votes: 15
Uploaded: Jan 09, 2006 - 01:38:20 PM
Last Updated: Nov 30, 2007 - 09:00:14 PM Last Played: Jul 25, 2019 - 08:31:43 AM
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datafunk said 4972 days ago (January 9th, 2006)
boarf!
thats exactly what I needed tonight, first time ever I had a laugh listening a tune at macjams... but its actually a quite groovy one, cool to hear the nuntz voice as well, heee aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Stun Nutz said 4972 days ago (January 9th, 2006)
boarf!
Great! I made you boarf AND laugh... that's more than I could hope for.
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said 4972 days ago (January 9th, 2006)
Can I have one too?
this is going to be stuck in my head. I am going to sing this at work
tomorrow in the elevator.
Stun Nutz said 4972 days ago (January 9th, 2006)
Can I have one too?
That would be cool if you sung this in the elevator...ha!
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said 4796 days ago (July 4th, 2006)
Can I have one too?
BTW, I had to bail Death Nougat out of jail after he insisted on singing this to
women in the shoe department at JC Penny's this weekend.

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Ars longa, vita brevis.
Peter Greenstone said 4972 days ago (January 9th, 2006)
heheheehehe
Simply funny. It is catchy in a way that is going to stick with me and
torment people around me for days. Are those Sleestacks in there?
hahaha. Thanks, that was fun.
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Stun Nutz said 4972 days ago (January 9th, 2006)
heheheehehe
I was wondering who was going to see the sleestacks first! Yeah, I threw
them in at the last minute because they came up on my search for a
lizard noise. I didn't find a good lizard noise, but I put the sleestacks in!
You can hear them hissing at the end (after I laugh)....and that funky
synth sound behind them was also from "Land of the Lost".
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perceptualvortex said 4972 days ago (January 9th, 2006)
Oh dam
Peter already pointed out the sleestacks; I had an additional laugh when I recognized what they were. Ha, your vocals are freaking me out!! Nice Monday night hilarity, cool!
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Stun Nutz said 4972 days ago (January 9th, 2006)
Oh dam
Yeah, we need more comedy on Mondays.
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Eccentrikamerika said 4972 days ago (January 9th, 2006)
(*)(*)
this is a whole bunch of howl in a lot of different ways.


but mostly considering i spend my day segueing from ridiculous
song to the next (i.e. the classics 'kick the chicken', 'there's a
puppy on the floor', and 'vagina!') this track makes me feel at
home, and i must share it.

and that giggle at the end is real cute, which is something (real
cute) i never thought i would apply to a stunnuts track, capt.
palindrome


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Stun Nutz said 4972 days ago (January 9th, 2006)
(*)(*)
Thanks for listening, Eccentrik... I'm glad I didn't scare you off! A lot of
the music I create here tends to be harsh and mysterious, but when it
comes down to it I am just a frickin' goofball. This is what I am like in
person, more or less... especially around close family and friends...
cracking stupid jokes, singing, and jumping around.
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caroline said 4971 days ago (January 10th, 2006)
hahaha!! another nutter on the loose and this time with....
a lizard in his pocket!! lotsa fun - i bet you twiddle a load of knobs to be able to make that! thank you for sharing x
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said 4971 days ago (January 10th, 2006)
Chat transcript
rschletty: insanely good
rschletty: freak me out!
rschletty: oh, Stun... your song is stunning me
rschletty: pocket lizard by Stun Nutz
springclock said 4971 days ago (January 10th, 2006)
sweet
everyone needs a lizard in their pocket....
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Einarus said 4971 days ago (January 10th, 2006)
Pocket lizard
I want one...

I guess the song will have to suffice 'til I get a real one, huh?

:D
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Macaudion said 4971 days ago (January 10th, 2006)
You zanny soul
I am laughing so hard, it hurts. Uh, this didn't quite unfold as I had
imagined, but who could have predicted the mindset of a 'cup-a-
cheese...

Cup-a-cheese??? - This makes me laugh even harder... LOL!

Thanks, uh..., Gus??? - LOL - Stop - It hurts - LOL

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Macaudion said 4971 days ago (January 10th, 2006)
You zanny soul
I am laughing so hard, it hurts. Uh, this didn't quite unfold as I had
imagined, but who could have predicted the mindset of a 'cup-a-
cheese...

Cup-a-cheese??? - This makes me laugh even harder... LOL!

Thanks, uh..., Gus??? - LOL - Stop - It hurts - LOL

Cyd
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Stun Nutz said 4971 days ago (January 10th, 2006)
You zanny soul
Cup-a-cheese... now that's a name I haven't heard for a long, long,
time...

Hey!~! You must have stumbled onto my family website! Unless you
stumbled into one of my ol' friends... naw, probably the website... am I
right? To funny.
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Macaudion said 4971 days ago (January 10th, 2006)
Please don't try stage elevator
Lizzard in your pocket - LOLOLOLOLOL... - This is gonna require a
TEAM! of specialized shrinks...
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said 4971 days ago (January 10th, 2006)
So beautifully Honest
Genuine and fitting for an iTunes or VW commercial.
Aphex Twin did a song like this years ago.

Seriously, this is one of my fav's of yours for some reason. It made me
smile, and these day's that is hard to do.
I bet your kids love this.

Brandon:p
Stun Nutz said 4971 days ago (January 10th, 2006)
So beautifully Honest
Naw... you can't mean that... really? Well, I am glad you liked it. It IS an
honest song. That's pretty much my naked personality for ya. I really
had to get this one out of me. It is a new year and had to post
something different. I felt like that pasty guy in MOnty Python's Holy
Grail "but, father...I don't want all that...I just want to SING!!#!" Thanks
for the kind words!
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JOAN said 4970 days ago (January 11th, 2006)
oh yah!!!
just loving th insanity... don't hold back!!!
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pooey said 4970 days ago (January 11th, 2006)
Hahahahaha
OMG, why have I been away for so long? This one made me laugh and
smile and...HA! I downloaded this one, and while I was relistening (?)
to the song, iTunes automatically started playing it again. The sound
of the two superimposed is hilarious! You'd appreciate it, man.

I so love this piece. It is me to a T. Damn!

This song also reminds me of the time I was biking to the next town
down (I had failed to renew my driver's license and I had to pick up the
kids, so I biked--11 kms) and on the way I saw a snake in the ditch so I
hopped off my bike and eventually caught it (after a few tries). It was
just a garter snake (no bite, no poison) and so I put it in my pocket
(had a zipper) and off I went. Well, the things release this shitty ass
musk as defense and this was all over my hands. So I get to the place
where I renew my license and I could smell my stink, so I finally asked
if they had a sink where I could wash my hands. They said yes and I
felt it necessary to explain that I had a snake in my pants, and that
from handling it too much I got all this smelly junk on my hands. The
humor was mostly lost on the gal at the til. Funny God.
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pooey said 4970 days ago (January 11th, 2006)
Hahahahaha
Oh, and about jumping the sharks, maybe. But I've jumped the sharks
and waved good-bye to Mrs. C a loooonnnng time ago.

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pooey said 4970 days ago (January 11th, 2006)
Hahahahaha
omg, I laugh every frickin time I hear this. Its on my playlist at work
now. Brilliant.

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Stun Nutz said 4969 days ago (January 12th, 2006)
Hahahahaha
Great story...! I knew you'd like this one. Yeah, it sounds like some of
the stuff you have done in areas... and that's what I have been thinking
about your tunes for a while. Man, he's as goofy as I am! It's just that I
haven't posted too many tunes like this yet. I just sing at home around
my kids a lot. Maybe we should do a duet sometime...seriously! Ha hA!
With your songwriting skills, we could be unstoppable!
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K.I.S.KISMET said 4969 days ago (January 12th, 2006)
You're so lucky!
We never had lizards around my parts growing up. BTW. what kind of lizards to you have in Michigan? Land of the Lost was a fav though. For whatever reason this track reminded me of elementary lunch periods where I notoriously flicked peas on the windows at lunch time....you know when we were supposed to be quiet and well behaved:) I can not deny, this certainly put a smile on my face. Thank you!! Makes me eager for a crazy weekend.
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Stun Nutz said 4968 days ago (January 13th, 2006)
You're so lucky!
Glad to make you smile! I'm not sure what kind of lizards we have here
in Michigan, to be honest... I was just using the lizard as a metaphor
here... and no, NOT a sexual one!! (not that you would necessarily think
that...!)
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Doadars Uncle said 4968 days ago (January 13th, 2006)
Yah!
Lizard! Pocket! Pocket!
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jakgetar69 said 4966 days ago (January 15th, 2006)
Hilarious Song
This is a really awesome fusion of humor and a catchy beat.
The ending is classic: "i wav a wiward wi mmocket!!!"
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jakgetar69 said 4966 days ago (January 15th, 2006)
Hilarious Song
This is a really awesome fusion of humor and a catchy beat.
The ending is classic: "i wav a wiward wi mmocket!!!"
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grid stalker said 4965 days ago (January 16th, 2006)
fun stuff
especially dug the various vocal renderings at end. now what ya going
to do with that lizard?
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Stun Nutz said 4962 days ago (January 19th, 2006)
fun stuff
I only bring him out when I need him... I have to keep him in my pocket
most of the time, otherwise people run away from me...
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Drew Kopr said 4965 days ago (January 16th, 2006)
Lizard
I now have a f'in lizard in my head, repeating, repeating...get it the f' out of my head!
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stooey said 4963 days ago (January 18th, 2006)
So weird, you gotta laff
Hey Stun...
Pooey told me to check this one out. Actually, he told me that,
and then proceeded to play it for me.

I had to laff, however, I personally don't like the distorted voices
that are completely incomprehensible at the end. You can't make
out the lyrics. :). It's a personal opinion only, however, I suppose
with a song like this, it would be difficult to think up an ending.

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BigBagofPORNO said 4960 days ago (January 21st, 2006)
ooohhh
I have a lizard in my pocket too. his name is edward longstick. i like this
song, i will sing it at work too. nice work. infact i will sing this to my
lizard. that ending was cool too.
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alanfraser said 4952 days ago (January 29th, 2006)
I'm seeing a Temptations cover
Choreography, matching suits, and matching lizards. It's so Vegas.
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onetimeuse231 said 4930 days ago (February 20th, 2006)
Funny stuff
This song makes me laugh
renecalvo said 4920 days ago (March 2nd, 2006)
nice and demented
you do know that playing pocket lizard will make you go blind.
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clubnietzsche said 4905 days ago (March 18th, 2006)
wooha
The tune is my head already. A Sid Barret fan, we presume?
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clubnietzsche said 4905 days ago (March 18th, 2006)
wooha
The tune is my head already. A Sid Barret fan, we presume?
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pooey said 4895 days ago (March 27th, 2006)
Damn
I have listened to a few of your songs (that I've listened to a million times
before) through my new headphones and I can't believe what I am hearing
that I never heard before. So damn, now I am gonna have to go back and
listen to all your tunes again with the new cans (Grado SR 60's by the
way--amazing for clarity and detail). I guess thats not such a bad thing.
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Stun Nutz said 4894 days ago (March 28th, 2006)
Damn
OK, I gotta get me some of those. The headphones I use are pretty
damn cheap (mainly because I want to save money and I wear them out
so quickly). I don't know if that is ultimately good or bad, but I usually
think the latter...
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composerclark said 4858 days ago (May 3rd, 2006)
GENIUS!
I've just finished listening to five different tracks of yours -- I'm
embarrassed to admit that I had not heard anything of yours before! --
and you are a true iconoclast, without whom MacJams would surely be a
lot poorer. In fact, I'll go so far as to say that without people like you
(and John Cage, Charles Ives, all the musique concrete guys, etc., etc.) the
world would be a very, very dull place. Keep 'em coming!
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Joanna said 4857 days ago (May 4th, 2006)
lizards breed
I used to live with a guy who loved lizards and we had several varieties
in cages. Two house geckos escaped and started breeding. One
morning I woke up and an inch or two from my bleery eyes was a baby
gecko. He looked at me. I looked at him. Neither of us was quite sure
what to do. Not once did I think to put him in my pocket!

Oh, that I had only had you to instruct me back then.

Other than the one we collaborated on, this is my favorite song of
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said 4849 days ago (May 12th, 2006)
Good laugh
This song is awesome!! The ending was best.

You should do more of this work.
Macaudion said 4796 days ago (July 4th, 2006)
You didn't...
YOU DID!!! - OMG - Oh, I'll bet it was tricky alright... I don't believe my ears - I'm laffn so hard! Again!!! - Does this mean that I need to erradicate my initial thoughts about this tune... - And the children sang, 'I gotta lizard in my pocket' Get outta here... I'm w/ Chaos on this on; you shall also recieve my vote for the best Macjam remix of the year - I won't share all of my thoughts about this and as well, dis would prolly be a good time for me to exit...

Yeah, just what I needed was to go another week trying to get this silly little jingle outta my head - And now I know that you need as much help as that Nutz character that you've been rubbing reptiles with - Geezzz

I just can't believe it *shaking head*... - Cyd
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Macaudion said 4796 days ago (July 4th, 2006)
Hold up
Wait, that was menat for Pooey's version

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