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My Pool Boy Has a PHD


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The ultimate result of the war on the Middle class. An education won't help. At least the SONG is funny, even if the suituation isn't
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In the world of common phrases that pop into your mind
One heard from early days is
Good help is hard to find

But now things are more healthy
and I think you will find
that if you're really wealthy
You can ease your troubled mind

My Pool Boy has a P.H. deeeeee
My Pool Boy has a P.H. deeeeee
he wanted to do AIDS Research
but Dubyah left him in the lurch
and now my pool's as clean as it can beee...

My hat's off to the Bush Regime
and I feel like the cat who got the cream
we've got the finest work force of the age...
and all we do is pay 'em
no benefits and minimun wage

My Neighbor went to M.I.T.
He got an engineering degree
and now he wears a paper hat
and asks "Do you want fries with that?"
but unemployment's down as you can see!

we've learned a lesson you can bet your britches
an education means just two things
"Smarter students, straighter ditches!"

Don't dream that you've got a shot
or that you're needed, 'cause you're not
And just forget your four point oh
the nephew of the CEO
just dropped out and he wants your spot!
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Uploaded: Jul 09, 2006 - 07:46:22 AM
Last Updated: Jul 17, 2015 - 08:39:40 AM Last Played: Jan 08, 2018 - 04:11:57 AM
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Andronis said 4241 days ago (July 14th, 2006)
Reminds me of an old joke...
This reminds me of a classic advanced degree joke:

John Q. Nerd gets his Master's Degree from the MIT Laboratory for Computer Science here in Technology Square and spends two months looking for a job. Unfortunately, DEC is laying people off and Wang went bankrupt. He's running low on rent money so he decides to work in the Central Square McDonald's on weekends and look for a job during the week.
After John hands in an employment application, the manager tells that he isn't qualified. "Not qualified!?! I've got a Master's degree in computer science from MIT!" says John. The McDonald's manager replies, "I'm sorry, but all of our computer scientists have PhDs."
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Moviz said 3890 days ago (June 30th, 2007)
great stuff
I am a fan, M
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spannerotoole said 3015 days ago (November 21st, 2009)
Sounds
A lot like Tom Lehrer. Very Reminiscent in the Vocal.
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