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This is a short parody of 2 hip hop songs-My Humps and London Bridge. My daughter Laurena graciously agreed to do the speaking part, with aplogies to Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas.
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Lyrics
Oh, spit…oh, spit…oh, spit…

Are you ready for this? OH! Hey, what’s up, Reina baby??

What you gonna do with all that junk
Shoved in the closet and under the bunk?
What you gonna do with all that mess?
I’ll tell you straight- I can do no less

Clean the house--- Clean the house

How come every time you come around
You turn my floor from white to muddy brown?
Now I wish you didn’t wear those shoes
You give me the cleanin lady blues

Clean the house--- Clean the house

When I come to your crib, step aside
Pop the seal on the 4-0-9
4-2-0 ?? No, I said 4-0-9
And we’ll clean your crib in a very short time

Clean the house--- Clean your house

All my girls get down on the floor
And scrub those tiles until they glow
A hip-hop song will make time fly
If Fergie Ferg can write one, so can I

Clean the house--- Clean the house
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Hits: 3937
Comments: 21
Fans: 2
Plays: 319
Downloads: 764
Votes: 4
Uploaded: Sep 02, 2006 - 10:11:10 PM
Last Updated: Jul 26, 2007 - 07:55:32 AM Last Played: Jun 27, 2019 - 02:05:15 PM
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Comments
drakonis said 4705 days ago (September 2nd, 2006)
Hip-hop to da top, with the mop!
This is classic classic Roxylee, I love it! You have always been gifted at
coming up with parody lyrics, and now you can show off your talent with
music, and you even got the famous "Missy L" to rap along (she threw
those lines out wonderfully too...) hmm... are you going to have to get
her her own computer and Macjams account soon? Great stuff... my only
complaint is there's not enough Roxylee singing in it... guess we'll have to
wait for the next one :-) Definitely made the dragon smirk!
ttfn,
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Wildcat said 4704 days ago (September 3rd, 2006)
This will be...
my new cleaning the house song. This is funny .
You did both great with it.
I shall play that loud to my daughter. I hope she understands the message
of this song.
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springclock said 4704 days ago (September 3rd, 2006)
funny
very funny....this is a very fun listen....my daughter and I got a kick out of
this.....right on....now get cleaning already.....peace

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apb said 4704 days ago (September 3rd, 2006)
I'll do it ! I will ..

LMAO!
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said 4702 days ago (September 5th, 2006)
I am envisioning you...
bopping around your house, 409 in one hand, apron on, and feather duster in the other hand, rapping and dancing as you clean, clean, clean. I smiled all the way through.
Jack
said 4702 days ago (September 5th, 2006)
Ha!
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa! And furthermore...HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa! Great
parody Rox. But too short. My face hurts now, and it's all your fault!


Be well!
ktb said 4694 days ago (September 13th, 2006)
till it shines
very creative, lots of fun. nice job on the rappin. the lyrics were lol
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kristyjo said 4691 days ago (September 16th, 2006)
Short, but true
I know that music makes the work go faster - This is just the thing for
those frantic Saturday mornings!
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macgalver said 4682 days ago (September 25th, 2006)
this is funny
Scrub that castle, cinderella!
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Roxylee said 4678 days ago (September 29th, 2006)
Awww, do I hafta?
<G> Thanks for listening. :-)

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Roxylee said 4679 days ago (September 28th, 2006)
Thank you, everyone :-)
This was a hoot for me. After having to listen to these songs from my
kids' radios for months, I had to do *something* to express what these
two overplayed hip hop songs were doing to my brain. Since I couldn't
find any purpose in the message, I decided to make something useful
out of it. If it helps just one person clean the house or gives them a
smile, it was worth it. :-) Laurena was great on the vocals! :-)
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ValleyPastor said 4678 days ago (September 29th, 2006)
You HAD to remind me!
Clean the house . . . Oh Spit. There goes the weekend.

Lotsa fun. Thanks. You did good. I'll play it for my two girls (whose room
usually looks like I should have named them "Wilma" and "Katrina").
Maybe I'll then be able to see their floor! lol

Shalom
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Roxylee said 4678 days ago (September 29th, 2006)
Hey, Tom
If you figure out how to make teen girls pick up their clothes off the floor, let
me know. I thought girls were neater than boys, but it ain't so. I hope your
girls get a kick out of this parody. :-)

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falzaabi said 4678 days ago (September 29th, 2006)
so cute
good work,,,,,,,,,,,,,,get down on the floor hahahahahaha
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Roxylee said 4544 days ago (February 10th, 2007)
heehee
This was a lot of fun to do- making fun of FergiFeerg. <G> Thanks for stopping by. :-)

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SmokeyVW said 4671 days ago (October 6th, 2006)
the endless non-clean theme
LOL! love it! -- thanks!
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Roxylee said 4544 days ago (February 10th, 2007)
So glad
to have given you a laugh today, Bill. Sometimes I just get silly. :-)

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craft said 4544 days ago (February 10th, 2007)
fun cleanning
great fun approach to this hiphop song!! Just keep cleaning I'll do the same!! :)
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Roxylee said 4543 days ago (February 11th, 2007)
Cleaning
Yeah, music does help chores go faster, especially when we can singa parody of Fergie Ferg. <G> Thank you for listening. :-)

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Feter said 4149 days ago (March 11th, 2008)
Clean The House
ehhhh what we can call that ??? :-) hehhee
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Roxylee said 4148 days ago (March 12th, 2008)
hehheh
We can call this Laurena and me making fun of Fergie. lol
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