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The Missing Knee Pads



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Another angry song caused by working at the same job for too long :) lots of references hard to understand if you dont work at home depot, but amusing. quick history lesson manager's name is roman, sparticus was a slave who killed a lot of romans, the chariot is what we call the electric pallet, donkey is a nicer way of saying jackass to refer to a co worker and knee pads is a not so nice reference. a bit cruel and mean song but hillarious,

if you are easily offended may not want to listen but if you've ever worked night shift or perhaps construction it may amuse you. i blame it on years of working the night shift and being surrounded by crazy people :) we also had radios for a time and said lazy employee who does nothing but sit up front on the computer with the manager talking of video games all night used to always ask him to the tile aisle pretending he needed help so they could sit and chat..

live recording one take lyrics written and guitar and vocal melody made on the spot right after writing lyrics eventually will be part of a home depot album :)
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hey uh roman.. can you come down to the tile aisle?

the knee pads are missing
and i don't know where they went
i tried to find a manager to ask him what to do
but he's no where to be found

there's no romans to be seen
is spartacus on his way
perhaps he's in the bathroom
playing with himself

please don't miss his face this time
we can't mark down anymore more
please don't miss his mouth this time
we're running out of knee pads
we can't mark down another pair

it's alright if theyre stained
they'll work just fine
stop taking all the knee pads
and buy your own next time

we don't need to see you walking around
sucking dick every night
no one wants your bullshit
so just go get a life


spartacus is coming you better run
spartacus is coming and he's after you
spartacus will kill the romans soon
and little robby too

the knee pads are all gone
i don't know where they went
the knee pads they just disappeared
when a midget walked on by
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Uploaded: Nov 27, 2008 - 03:38:13 AM
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saymme said 3879 days ago (December 1st, 2008)
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Always great to hear You !! : ) !
Fun song hheheee...lol You have a good voice & nicely recorded - tx ! : ) Great with the description 2
Hahhahahaa ; ) Keep it up w experimenting words are FUN !!!
screamalexz said 3879 days ago (December 1st, 2008)
im glad my anger with work could amuse :) it rather amused some of my co workers lets just hope the manager never hears it or not until after i quit hehe perhaps the next album.. maybe a music video for this one.. already have some ideas haha
Check out my latest song called Broken Spirit
saymme said 3873 days ago (December 7th, 2008)
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Great !! Very Happy for You /Your project wonderful with the Good News !!! Musicvideo sounds FUN !! Thats really important ..!
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