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There's been a lot of recent talk about Hobos, but no songs as of yet. Here's an alternative version of the next His Boy Sherman song yet to be released.

Someone is about to get in trouble for this.... Me!
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I MET MY TRUE LOVE AT A SHRINER PARADE
IT WAS THE LAST PLACE THAT I THOUGHT I'D GET LAID
DRESSED IN RAGS THAT A THRIFT STORE WOULD REFUSE
SHE DIDN'T EVEN WEAR A PAIR OF MATCHING SHOES

MY LITTLE HOBO COULDN'T GET ANY CUTER
PUSHING HER TRASH AROUND, YOU KNOW SHE'S NO POLLUTER
PICKS UP THE CIGARETTE YOU JUST THREW DOWN
AND TAKES THE LAST PUFF WITH HER FROWN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

THIS TOWN'S A DRAG
BUT THERE'S A TRASH CAN FIRE

THERE'S A BOX CAR
LET'S GO FOR A RIDE
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Downloads: 101

Uploaded: Aug 24, 2009 - 07:11:50 AM
Last Updated: Aug 24, 2009 - 07:11:50 AM Last Played: May 26, 2019 - 10:31:21 AM
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PaddyNavinCaryatid said 3563 days ago (August 24th, 2009)
Littlest Hobo...
.. this is cool, love the outro with the chatter, all in all a damn fine little recording.
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dynamite_van_pipe said 3563 days ago (August 24th, 2009)
We love hobos
.. DVP are in fact domesticated hobos and as such we love this song.
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scaustrita said 3563 days ago (August 24th, 2009)
Hobo's?
Very original, the lyrics are over the top!
I enjoyed that bass line . . .
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tempie said 3563 days ago (August 24th, 2009)
Bob...
go to your room.
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davisamerica said 3563 days ago (August 24th, 2009)
......
i don't know why :-]
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five_extra_arms said 3563 days ago (August 24th, 2009)
Time Out For Bob
I knew I wouldn't get away with this. Sorry guys. I just couldn't help it.


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Lennon714 said 3563 days ago (August 24th, 2009)
I'm
not as think as you drunk I am.
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magnatone said 3563 days ago (August 24th, 2009)
!!!!!
are you in your room yet?
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His_Boy_Sherman said 3560 days ago (August 26th, 2009)
Bad Bob
Bad robot!
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Feter said 3563 days ago (August 24th, 2009)
Shriner Parade
Rock n roll boys ...what a tight band ...
head bangin and bumpin al around ..great
party song ...what a song ..cant wait to hear
the final take ...thnx alot for sharin !!!!
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Son-of-lavalamp said 3562 days ago (August 25th, 2009)
Alter-ego
I wish the song would have come back after the "Hey, what's going on?" part. Would have been perfect.

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His_Boy_Sherman said 3562 days ago (August 25th, 2009)
Pop's A Shriner
Does he still ride a mini bike?

The best is yet to come!

Thanks

PS I know your dad and he's a good guy.


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smokey bacon jnr said 3562 days ago (August 25th, 2009)
ha ha ha
You CANNOT hide that voice. Sussed in the first two seconds. Great punky little tune! Uber cool.
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His_Boy_Sherman said 3560 days ago (August 26th, 2009)
Hidden Mystery Of His Boy Sherman
Yeah, big secret! LOL!

Sure was fun making fun of ourselves.
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sschedra said 3562 days ago (August 25th, 2009)
Craig
This song is very wryly humorous. Great commentary on our time as I swear this song is about a woman in my town (except we don't have a Shriner Parade).
Stephen
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His_Boy_Sherman said 3560 days ago (August 26th, 2009)
Lady Hobo
So you have a cute little hobo that you fancy a box car ride with?

I know your pain!
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DarkPlanet said 3561 days ago (August 25th, 2009)
Cah-uter!!!
Lovely song with quirky lyrics. I had to Google Shriner parade hehe
I'm not sure we do that up here in the northwest/NY? Your shriner might get
shrine-jacked in my old hood :)
Nice to hear that black and scratchy on its ownsome
The rest of the band kicks ass too


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His_Boy_Sherman said 3560 days ago (August 26th, 2009)
Cah - uter!
LOL! That was a pretty quirky lyric now wasn't it?

In my town, the Shriners wear a fez. You never know what's under a fez, and who would mess with a clown that rides a mini bike in the day time?

Love those Shriners - always doing it to help kids.
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somebuddy said 3561 days ago (August 26th, 2009)
bum song
"Here's an alternative version of the next His Boy Sherman song yet to be released." What a killer preface! How could I not get excited about this, it almost sounds philosophical.
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His_Boy_Sherman said 3560 days ago (August 26th, 2009)
Killer Preface, Killer Reface
Hey Freebird!

If you can believe it, the song got even better once we took the mic away from the bass player!
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cjdaley said 3560 days ago (August 27th, 2009)
tasty
like a good dead kennedys cover sleeve (good timing, there)
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Daugrin said 3560 days ago (August 27th, 2009)
Shriner Shiner
You give puppy punk a black eye, and I like that...hit 'um again Craig

Daug
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Char said 3539 days ago (September 17th, 2009)
Provocative lyrics, Bob, er Craig.
You are as crazy as you have a right to be. Thanks.
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racerat said 3466 days ago (November 29th, 2009)
excellent
AWESOME LINE: This town's a drag but there's a trash can fire.

Spectacular.

Great collab boys.

P
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bud said 3430 days ago (January 4th, 2010)
I'm in love
what else is there to say?
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five_extra_arms said 2968 days ago (April 11th, 2011)
Hobo
My biological father was a hobo.
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alackbass said 2848 days ago (August 8th, 2011)
Shriner Parade
I MET MY TRUE LOVE AT A SHRINER PARADE
IT WAS THE LAST PLACE THAT I THOUGHT I'D GET LAID
DRESSED IN RAGS THAT A THRIFT STORE WOULD REFUSE
SHE DIDN'T EVEN WEAR A PAIR OF MATCHING SHOES

Now that's poetry! Brought a big fat smile to my face. In fact it turned my frown upside-down!
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