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Everybody dies. This is what we learn,
But did you know this year, It was Santa's turn?
Kids made him ignore that he needed rest,
His aorta tore right out of his chest
So kids, you should know you killed Santa.
He won't be in your neighborhood.
I don't know where he'll be this Christmas eve,
But you can bet that he won't smell too good.

Selfish little girls, greedy little boys
you took Santa's life for your bloody toys
Remember when you see newly fallen snow
If you don't back off, Rudolph's next to go

So kids, you should know you killed Santa
So don't be such greedy slobs
If you want lots of toys and all that good stuff
take a hint, and go get a job.
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Uploaded: Dec 20, 2014 - 08:27:16 PM
Last Updated: Dec 20, 2014 - 08:27:16 PM Last Played: Jan 08, 2018 - 05:02:20 PM
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Just my PC and a Microphone
I composed it on the keyboard, transcribed it into Finale and recorded and mixed it with audacity. It was the first time I'd used Audacity. It has a little learning curve, but I like it, and it's free.
Henke said 1185 days ago (December 21st, 2014)
Love it
Merry Christmas anyway ;-)

Check out my latest song called Summer (Promenade) (WIP)
apb said 1183 days ago (December 22nd, 2014)
Hehehe - humbug .. ;)

..made me laugh anyway. Merry Christmas Davis!
Check out my latest song called Stowaway
Philip18 said 1178 days ago (December 27th, 2014)
Santa's dead
Check out my latest song called Moonlit Night
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