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Science (Isn't) Fiction (Angry Blue Planet track 7)

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This is the seventh track in my RPM challenge series.

This one was a fun song to do. I channeled a little early 80s influence for the style and had fun with the lyrics, name dropping a few famous scientists getting together at a bar for some drinks. It's a little goofy, but the idea behind it is serious. We live in a world that seems increasingly bent on debunking very basic science. Not just findings, but the who idea of scientific reasoning. To me, that's about the scariest thing going on in the world today because it literally affects everything and every one.

In spite of the heavy subject matter, I hop you enjoy.
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Science (Isn’t) Fiction

©2018 Joseph Gurner


Einstein walked into the bar
and started drinking bourbon
Marilyn Monroe was on his arm
She was dressed to kill

God does not play dice he said
cause he isn’t real
But the universe goes on and on
so have another drink


Science isn’t Fiction

Science isn’t Fiction

Science isn’t Fiction

Science isn’t Fiction


Stephen Hawking came into the bar
and grabbed himself a beer
Playing strip poker with Marie Curie
the cards were on his side

He said black holes are misunderstood
until you see them in the light
There’s more to the universe than we’ll ever know
so have another drink


Science isn’t Fiction

Science isn’t Fiction

Science isn’t Fiction

Science isn’t Fiction


Science isn’t Fiction

Science isn’t Fiction

Science isn’t Fiction

Science isn’t Fiction


Neil Degrasse Tyson walked into the bar
Carl Sagan at his side
They met Isaac Newton sitting at the bar
Three sheets to the wind

The stars are all spinning in a relative way
Sagan started shouting
Cause gravity has made us all her bitch
so here’s another drink


Science isn’t Fiction

Science isn’t Fiction

Science isn’t Fiction

Science isn’t Fiction


Ok so the earth is not flat
the earth is not only 6000 years old
vaccines do not cause autism
chemtrails aren’t a real thing
the internet is not made of tubes

global warming is real
evolution is real
don’t help spread the ignorance
quit listening to idiots who try to tell you these things
they’re full of shit and if you believe them you’re an idiot too
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Name: Joseph Gurner
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